*THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME!!!*

-me name is joe...
-my b-dy is 11/07/88
-I like cheese
-And cookies...
-must be chocolate chips...
-chocolate milk is ok...
-strawberry is better...
-I have 3 half brothers
-I like Red, Black, And Green...
-Dont ask why... I just do!!!
-I like the taste of purple
-Fruit is GOD
-I like fruit...
-I like people...
-Just not you...
-I have 2 daughters...
-touch them....
-...AND DIE!!!!
-ummmmm...
-the flying cock monkeys love to throw shit at my house
-no really....
-joke no
-I like to fight...
-dont know why...
-pain is cool...
-sometimes...
-...
-You're g/f loves my tongue
-She cant deny it...
-I can do that special thing she likes...
- >:o)
-I is the Devil...
-Manda ish God...
-Goat cheese is icky..
-Bahhhhh
- means NOOOOO
-rednecks...
-I ish a Juggalo
-a funny one toos...
-cant you tell?
-huh?
-HUH?!?!
-exactly...
-that's what I thought.
-You're g/f still loves my tongue...
-I'm the only one who gave her multy orgasms in 1 hour...
-ya know...
-shit you cant do...
-I can do magic...
-but they dont go so well...
-I tried to pull a bunny out of the hat...
-only the head came out...
-I added that to the list of "shit I cant do"...
-and trust me...
-for magic...
-that's a preeeeetty big list...
-never try to saw someone in half...
-or try to light something on fire without water near by...
-TRUST ME...
-ummm....
-yeah...
-PENIS
-VAGINA
-SPERM
- EQUALS KIDS!!!!!
-WOOP WOOP
- fin.