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Since I've lost my job I've had to go to these workshops in order to collect my benefits. Today was a job assessment day. We did a math and reading test. 2+2=4 and If Meg has 4 nickels and Pete has 2 pennies how much do they have? Stupid questions like that. But I digress....
15 minutes into the class the door opens...and in walks this dude...about 6ft tall...280 lbs or so and in full, I mean FULL Juggalo makeup! WTF?!?! Big huge black baggy jeans, red boxers, a black shirt with ICP on fire on the front...wallet w/ the chain and the prerequisite eyebrow piercing. Are you joking me? No wonder the douchebag is unemployed. We were there to take these tests to help us find new jobs...not for a show.
Today's workshop was mind numbing...Remember back in elementary when you had to do timed evaluation tests. The kind where you'd be done a half hour before everyone else? Yeah, thats what I did for 3 hours today.
And did you know its prefectly able for a 30 year old woman w/ 7 kids to never have worked a day in her life? I hadn't but yeah...its true!
