Interesting Human Body Facts:
The largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the male sperm
"My insurance will pay for Viagra but not birth contol..go figure! Less is more?"
A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball.
"BULL-LONEY, mine is the size of a Kumquat"
It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
"That is the same amount of time it takes to turn to fat too."
One human hair can support 3 kg.
"HAH...I'd love to see my hair support this frame"
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
"Yep, they have to be to support this second person I carry. I ate my skinny inner person."
The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples
"So I no longer have to blame Sara Lee?."
The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.
"Be right back...looking for a flashlight and yard stick. Hubby is asleep."
A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. ( unless, of course, she is standing naked in front of him )
"My heart beats faster when I look at myself naked. Doesn't fear do that?"
If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died.
"You call that achievement? If I don't shave often my leg hair would be the same inside a month!"
Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair
"Looks like my hubby is safe then. Course the hair on his head has slid down his back."
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
"On my feet? Obviously you never smelled my son's old tennis shoes."
Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch.
"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever. 3 of my fat cells span 2,000 inches."
Women blink twice as much as men.
"Let them wear makeup one day and see how many times they blink."
The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain.
"Looks like I'm thick skinned and brainless."
When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. They do the same when you are looking at someone you hate!
"Hmmm, there are times I love and hate my hubby at the same time so how does that work?"
It takes twice as long to lose new muscle if you stop working out than it did to gain it.
"And I hold the record for muscle turning to fat. So what do I win?"
Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't.
"Then my kids must have lived in fear growing up."
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.
"And it take everyone to hold this body up too."
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
"So when I have no taste does that mean I have a dry mouth?"
The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man.
"Not in this household. On my tip toes I can see my hubby's bald head. I never say bald as that might hurt him...I just tell him it's a solar panel for lovers."
Did you learn something new?
