Missed Call
Xian and Aryan got tired using cell phones and for a change, they decided to use really ancient methods of communication.They decided to use pigeons to send messages.
So they went and bought expensive carrier pigeons from the New market in Dhaka and found to their joy that the pigeons indeed could be trained and the birds very easily learnt to return directly to their respective homes. And so this scheme worked very fine.
One day Xian sends his pigeon.
When the pigeon reaches to Aryan, it is with out message.
Aryan picked his mobile and asked Xian "Why iss this joke? The pigeon is without any message!!!"
Xian replyed "Hey man....Relax, this was a miss call."
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4 - Letter words?
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Well, said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh mama"' she replied, "The honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"...
suddenly she burst out crying. But, mama, as soon as we returned, Rex started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard before!
I mean all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to take me home! Please mama!
"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down!
You need to stay with your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you mama," Sarah replyed. I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!"
Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your mother these horrible words!"
Sobbing, Sarah said, "Oh, Mama...,
he used words like: dust, wash, iron, and cook..."
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Short Jokes
PATIENT: Doc, my husband passed away only one year after marriage.
DOCTOR :Lucky man,he didn't suffer long
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PATIENT: (on phone) I am feeling sick. When can I come and see you?
DOCTOR: How about next week.
PATIENT: And if I die by that time?
DOCTOR: Then you can always cancel the appointment.
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PATIENT:When can I come and see you?
DOCTOR: How about next week.
PATIENT: And if I die by that time?
DOCTOR: Then you can always cancel the appointment.
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