Your are 100% Oklahoman IF....
>1. You can properly pronounce Eufaula, Gotebo, Okemah, Chickasha and
>Tahlequah.
>
>2. You think that people who complain about the wind in their states
are
>sissies.
>
>3. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and
look
>for a funnel.
>
>4. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on
>the highway.
>
>5. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
>
>6 You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by
>the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.
>
>7. Stores don't have bags, they have sacks.
>
>8. You see people wear bib overalls at funerals.
>
>9. You think everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
>
>10. You measure distance in minutes. ("I'm about 5 minutes away.")
>
>11. You refer to the capital of Oklahoma as "The City."
>
>12. It doesn't bother you to use an airport named for a man who died
in
>an airplane crash.
>
>13. Little smokies are something you serve only for special occasions.
>
>14. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the
ocean.
>
>15. You listen to the weather forecast before picking out an outfit.
>
>16. You know cowpies are not made of beef.
>
>17. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their
wedding
>date.
>
>18. You have known someone who has had one belt buckle bigger than
your
>fist.
>
>19. A bad traffic jam involves two cars staring each other down at a
>four-way stop, each determined! to be the most polite and let the
other
>go first.
>
>20. You know in which state "Miam-uh" is and in which state "Miam-ee"
>is.
>
>21. You aren't surprised to find movie rental, ammunition, and bait
all
>in the same store.
>
>22. Your "place at the lake" has wheels under it.
>
>23. A Mercedes Benz is not a status symbol. A Ford F350 4x4 is.
>
>24. You know everything goes better with Ranch.
>
>25. You learned how to shoot a gun before you learned how to multiply.
>
>26. You actually get these jokes and are "fixin" to send them to your
>friends..
>
>27. Finally, you are 100% Oklahoman if you have ever heard this
>conversation:
>
>"You wanna Coke?"
>"Yeah."
>"What kind?"
>"Dr. Pepper."
