The River
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>Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large,
>raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first man
>prayed, "God, please give me the strength to cross the river."
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>Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim
>across in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
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>After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God, please give me
>strength and the tools to cross the river."
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>Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was
>able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once .
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>Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God,
>please give me the strength, the tools and the intelligence to cross
>this river."
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>Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred
>yards up stream and walked across the bridge.
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