A Banbury senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z3 convertible
out of the car salesroom.
Taking off down the motorway, he floored it
to 90 Mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he
had left. "Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying
pushing the pedal to the metal even more.
Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue
lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly
Nutcase as he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too
old for this nonsense!"
So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for
the Police car to catch up with him. Pulling in behind him, the
police officer Walked up to the driver's side of the BMW, looked at
his
watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and
I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you
were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and
replied,
"Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were
bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman
