3 men die on xmas eve,to get into heaven St peter says "you must have something on you that represents xmas.The english man flicks his lighter and says its a candle,st peter lets him pass.The welshman pulls out a set of keys and jingle them and says they are bells,St peter lets him pass.The Irishman pulls out a g-string and St peter says"How the fuck do they represent xmas".Paddy says"they're are carols"
