The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the
desert. After they got their tent all set up, both
men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and
Says, "Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
"The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is
in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a
quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,
the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will
have a beau! tiful day tomorrow. What's it tell
you, Tonto?"
"Ah Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit. It
means someone stole the tent."
