Eight Thousand Metres Up
Eight thousand metres up, the plane is falling from the sky,
Both engines have failed and they are all about to die
The passengers are desperate, the pilot's in a panic
A young woman leaps up at last, her voice is clearly frantic
She rips off her shirt and shouts to all the passengers and crew
'Someone! Make a woman of me! Any man will do!'
A bloke three rows back sees his chance - is this his dying wish?
He rips his shirt off, flings it at her and says 'Here! Iron this
