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Joke on loop
created @ 04/28/2017 08:03 pm
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So at work I sometimes keep a joke or two in my "spiel' go keep otherwise nervous patients at ease. Sometimes I wonder if I should change it up a little or if it serves it's purpose. For example, when I put on an adhesive eye patch I usually say something corny like don't worry ma'am if anything waxes there is no extra charge. Use it? Or lose it?
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