AN American A Japanese guy and a French guy were in the jungle when they happened to get captured by head hunters. The chief head hunter informed them that while yes they were going to die their bodies wouldnt go to waste. They would use the hair for string the bones for weapons and they would stretch their skin to make canoes. He then handed each man a knife and told them they would be allowed to do the honorable thing and kill themselves. The Japanese guy yelled Banzai!!! and cut his throat. The frenchman following suit screamed "Viva La France" and cut his throat. The American started stabbing himself all over his body tearing holes in his skin and with his dying breath looked at the chief and yelled "Theres your fucking canoe."
