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Las Vegas sucks fat ass. What sucks even more is that I’ve lived here for a year of my life. The only weman who ever try to talk to me are skanks. And it is very discouraging to only be hollered at by ho's,golddiggrs and old ladies.

That is why I’m writing this. Cute ladies make me anxious, and I can’t be myself when I’m uncomfortable. Either I start jabbering like an idiot, or I can’t think of anything to say. I have a problem with anxiety. So I’m going to put myself on here and see what happens. Maybe I’ll have better luck.

I am not looking to jump into another relationship; I’m just looking for someone to hang out with once in a while. I escaped a relationship back in May and I’m not looking to get caught up in another emotional choke hold.

Okay, so now for the “about me.” I could use a bunch of adjectives to describe myself, but where’s the fun in that? Derive from these little tidbits what you will.

I am an active person. When I’m not feeling lazy, or when I am not working I like to hike, camp, and travel (by car, never been on a plane). I am down for any outdoor activity. I just bought a Labtop, so that’s going to be my new hobby for a while.

I love food. If it’s not being choked down by contestants on Fear Factor, I’ll eat it... actually, I have eaten worms and ants, but that’s nothing like baby birds feathers and all. I also eat a lot for my size. My sister says I’m a fat boy at heart.

I dig all genres of music. I just can’t dance to any of it. Not one step. I have absolutely no rhythm. I’m not even going to try anymore.

I’m kind of picky about movies. A movie has to look really good to lure me into a theater. Otherwise I stay home and rent. Some of my favorite newer movies are “I am Legend, 300, Becoming Jane, Into the Wild, Death Proof, Idiocrocy, and Good Luck Chuck.

I used to be an avid reader. I’ve read many great classics, shitty novels, and books about everything from A to Z. Not to mention a shit load of poetry.

Sometimes I’m inspired to write poetry myself. I have always been artistically inclined. I am a natural at photography, and I’m pretty good with graphite and charcoal. I’ve never painted anything, but someday soon that will be another hobby.

I am a penny pincher. I admit it. I hate to waste money. Good food is the only thing that I will open my wallet for. I buy discount clothes, and I never throw anything away. An old toothbrush has many uses.

I love animals. Except cats because cats are evil. I currently have a dog, and I’m going to be stuck with him for at least another ten years. He’s hella crazy, and harasses the shit out of me, but I love him anyways.

I must give you fair warning that I am also crazy, if you couldn’t tell. I am crazy like a fox! The good kind of sensible insanity that makes me seem eccentric to some. I also have a bad attitude when it comes to not giving a fuck. Because I really don’t give a fuck.

Okay, enough about me. Now for you.

I need a girl who is not super emotional and over sensitive. I am too laid-back and mellow for that shit.

You must have enough class to not share intimate details with your friends. But just as important, you must be sexually adventurous and either have something I can work with or know how to work it. I’m kind of hypersexual when I’m actually getting some.

You will not get anything from me, including respect, if you fuck every guy who lets you fuck him. So you must be the type of person who only sleeps with a guy if you genuinely like him, and have never cheated in an exclusive relationship.

You must be out-going, and willing to try new things.

You must be able to maneuver through traffic, and drive under various weather conditions.

You can not be addicted to yola, tweek, or gambling. The only exception for this would be if you made playing poker your livelihood.

You must know how to talk to people with badges. You can not be Square.

You should not be shallow, materialistic, or egotistical. I don’t need a show boat.

You can not be a follower, or a push-over with an inferiority complex.

And you can not be a lying manipulative prick with a superiority complex.

My last request is that you wash your ass and feet everyday. There is no exception for this.

I do not plan to respond to every reply, so don’t be offended if you don’t receive a response.