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created on 12/01/2007  |  http://fubar.com/joey-s-blogs/b162142
February 14 arrives each year as a blessing to those so shy that they need a disguise for expressing their affections. The custom of sending "valentines" or love notes had its origin in a popular belief of Middle Ages that halfway through the second month birds began to mate. For this reason the day was regarded as especially consecrated to lovers, and the saint whose feast was celebrated that day was inevitably chosen as their patron and protecto. It was nothing more than coincidence, the, that made Valentine the esteemed patron. Probably the first reference to Saint Valentine in his role as love patron was made by the poet Chauce in his poem, "Parliament of Foules": For this was on Saint Valentine's day, When every fowl cometh to choose his mate. Actually, two saints of the same name are honored by the Roman Martyrology on February 14. One was a bishop of Terni, (a city some fifty miles northeast of Rome); the other was a priest and physician in Rome. The Missal gives evidence that it is the Roman Valentine whom we venerate more popularly today, since the Mass for February 14 is the First Mass of Martyr not a Bishop. The few facts known about the priest Valentine not only confuse his life with the bishop Valentine, but also have allowed myth and legend to garther around his name. It is probably safe to assume that Valentine's priestly life kept him close to his people, for his memory was preserved in their writings and traditions. In 350, a short time after his death, a church was built to Valentine's memory by Pope Julius I, and as early as the seventh century he was honored in the liturgy with a special Mass. Regarding the character of Valentine, we are again presented with little more than sketchy historical facts, but from them it is possible to discern something of his courage and faithfulness. In an attempt to suppress Christianity without violence, Emperor Valerian issued an edict in 257 forbidding the clergy to celebrate mass or administer the sacraments. He claimed that he was not preventing Christians from worshipping in private, an absurd claim. Christian worship is social, centering on the Mass and the sacraments. He struck at all Christians by attacking the only men capable of offereing sacrifice in the name of the Church. Although Valentine was martyerd later, during the persecutions of Emperor Claudius, the edict of Valerian was in effect at the time the saint was preparing for his priesthood. It is easy to see the courage and devotion of the young man even before his actual martyerdom --- he proceeded with his studies in spite of obvious clerical persecution while laymen were to remain unharmed. The danger of persecution was so evident that it was the custom, and still is in the Byzantine Rite, to sing the martyers' hymn at the ordiantion of deacons. "After performing many miraculous cures and giving much wise counsel," Valentine was beaten and beheaded about 269 by order of Emperor Claudius. Most of his relics are now in the Church of Saint Praxedes in Rome. "The Lives of Saints" The Cathoilic Press, Inc. Chicago, ILL. 1962

Naughty Application

1.Your Name: 2.Age: 3.Favorite position: 4. Do you think I'm cute? 5. Would you have sex with me? 6. lights on or off? 7. Would you have to be drunk? 8.Would you take a shower with me? 9.Have you ever thought about having sex with me? 10.Would you leave after or stay the night? 11.Do you like cuddling afterwards? 14.Condom or skin? 15.Have sex on the first date? 16.Would you kiss me during sex? 17.Do you think I would be good in bed? 18. Would you use me as a booty call? 19.Can I use you as a booty call? 20.Can we take pictures of the act? 21.How long would we have sex? 22.Would you tell your friends about me? 29.Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE SEND THIS BACK TO YOU! TITLE IT-Naughty Application

Girlfriend Application

Ladies Title it "BOYFRIEND Application" Guys Title it "GIRLFRIEND Application" copy and paste this to a message and fill it out and send it to me 1. Your Name: 2. Age: 3. Fave Color: 4. Whats your sign? 5.Phone Number: 6. Location: 7. Height: 8.Hair (color and style): 9.Piercings/tattoos: HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ... 1. Are we friends? 2. Do you have a crush on me? 3. Would you kiss me? 4. ...with tongue? 5. Would you enjoy it? 6. Would you ever ask me out? 7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater? 9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? 10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before? 11.Would you walk on the beach with me? 12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me? 13. Do you/have you talked crap about me? 14. Do you think I'm a good person? 15. Would u take a nap with me? 16.Do you think I'm cute? 17. If you could change anything about me -would you? 18. Would you have sex with me? 19.Would you dance with me? 20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? What Do You Think Of My? 1.Personality: 2.Eyes: 3.Face: 4.Hair: W0ULD Y0U... 1.give me your number? 2.kiss me? 3.let me kiss you? 4.watch a movie with me? 5.take me out to dinner? 6.drive me somewhere? 7.hug me? 8.buy me food? 9.take me home to meet your family? 10.would you let me sleep in your bed if i didn't have one? 11.sing car karaoke w/ me? 12.sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone? 13.re-post this for me to answer your questions? 14.give me a piggyback ride? 15.come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere? D0 Y0U... 1.think I'm cute? 2.want to kiss me? 3.want to cuddle with me? AM i... 1.____odd but fun? 2.____cute? 3.____funny? 4.____ cool? 5.____interesting to talk to? HAVE Y0U EVER... 1.thought about me? 2.thought there might be an "US"? 3.thought about hookin up with me? 4.found yourself wanting to kiss me? 5.wished i were there?
"Are You Ready For The Working World?" This quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a professional. There is no need to cheat. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think like a professional. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether or not you are doing simple things in a complicated way. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Incorrect answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the door. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator remove the giraffe and put in the elephant and close the door. This question tests your foresight. 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? Correct answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator! This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking. OK, if you did not have the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional. 4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it? Correct answer: Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting! This question tests your reasoning ability. If you answered four out of four questions correctly, you are a true professional. Wealth and success await you. If you answered three out of four, you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you. If you answered two out of four, consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint. If you answered one out of four, try selling some of your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money. If you answered none correctly, consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as law or politics. Don't be so humble, you're not that great. -Golda Meir
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait" To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful." To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her. To every guy that gives her flowers and a card when she is sick or down. To every guy who has given her flowers just because thats how he rolls. To every guy that said he would die for her. To every guy that really would. To every guy that did what she wanted to do. To every guy that cried in front of her. .... To every guy that she cried in front of... To every guy that holds hands with her. To every guy that kisses her with meaning. To every guy that hugs her when she's sad. To every guy that hugs her for no reason at all. To every guy who would give their jacket up for her. To every guy that calls to make sure she got home safe. To every guy that would sit and wait for her for hours just to see her for ten minutes..... To every guy that would give his seat up... To every guy that just wants to cuddle. To every guy that reassured her that she was beautiful no matter what. To every guy who told his secrets to her. To every guy that tried to show how much he cared through every word and every breath. To every guy that thought maybe this could be the one. To every guy that believed in her dreams. To every guy that would have done anything so she could achieve them. To every guy that never laughed at her when she told him her dreams. To every guy that walked her to her car and opened the door. To every guy that gave his heart. To every guy who prays that she is happy even if you are not with her. To every guy that MADE A PROMISE AND KEPT IT.
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