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"I live for myself and I answer to nobody."
- Steve McQueen

Ok so most of the online surveys suck...alot. So here's a little about myself:

1. I was born in Roxborough in Philadelphia Pa. on Jan. 21 1986 and lived there until I was 19. Moved to Norristown PA. and I would never want to move back.

2. I'm the 3rd Joe in the family my Grand pop's name is Joe my dad's name is Joe and...well you get the idea.

3. I have younger sis named Kate and we actually get along pretty well and only try to kill each other on small occasions :) We also look nothing alike.

4. I'm very skilled in drawing and other art mediums. I can pretty much drawing anything you put in front of me. I'm more of a literal artist than a surrealist.

5. I smoke like a choo choo train

6. I'm obsessed with Tigers I collect tons of tiger stuff. I have tiger pictures, posters, sculptures, plates, tiger slippers, salt and pepper shakes, rugs, artwork and anything you can think of.

7. I've blacked out 3 times in my life they still don't know why.

8. I have a brain tumor it's not cancerous but they didn't feel it was a threat when they discovered it ( I was little) So they never tried to remove it. I named it Monica :)

9. If you couldn't tell by now I have a very odd sense of humor and I love making people laugh.

10. My great grandmother was supposed to be aboard the Titanic but never made it because her brothers were too drunk to take her. Thank you alcohol!

11. I have 3 brothers; Sean, Jeff, and Charlie but they're not blood related. I went to gradeschool with Jeff and Charlie and highschool with Sean. If you ever see me out of my house I'm probably hanging out with these guys. they're very good friends of mine.

12. I went to England when I was 18 I stayed in Yorkshire ( but traveled to leeds, london, wakefield) with my friends Bry ( I call her mum)and David (pops) and had the time of my life. I plan on going back there in the near future.

13. I am pretty big into video games! My first system was the NES (Duck Hunt Beotch!), moved on to the SNES (I'm the Davinci of Mario Paint), Genesis, Game Gear, Playstation 1 got me into gaming big time ( tomb raider and metal gear solid were my favs), dreamcast, ps2, and now Xbox 360 :D

14. I helped build my own computer had it for 2 years still works like a damn charm *knocks on wood)

15. My ancestors are from Ireland I take a lot of pride in my heritage

16. I have a youtube account and I bullshit and make funny faces in my video blogs for your viewing pleasure http://www.youtube.com/user/JoeG1986

17. I kick ass at darts

18. I used to work at a zoo

19. I barely watch TV I'm more of a movie freak

20. I went to 2 grade schools they both equally sucked. well.. maybe St. Mary's a little more though I think it's a Dunkin Donuts now.. maybe a 7-11 who knows.

21. I wear goofy boxers. I own all kinds of crazy looking ones and character ones like Mario, Grounds keeper willy from the simpsons, etc.

22. I love taking pictures

23.My favorite band is Nirvana

24. If I'm not wearing shoes 99% of the time I walk around in socks.

25. I have a Fender Stratocaster and I play it mostly for fun.

26. I used to be an internet DJ

27. Currently studying Graphic Design

28. I shampoo my hair with awesomeness, then I rinse , then I repeat ;)

29. My extended family is fucking crazy. I write about them frequently because hey, they make life just a bit more interesting!

30. My aunt is a crazy bitch who collects roadkill and takes it to a taxidermist to have it stuffed :D ( If she had an account on here, her level would be fu-king crazy ass bitch who stuffs dead run over animals :D )

Name: Joseph Francis Xavier G_____ III
Birthday: January 21st, 1986
Birthplace: Roxborough, Philadelphia, PA.
Current Location: Norristown PA.
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Mick and proud
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sneakers, Boots
Your Weakness: Geeky toys, Music, Girls
Your Fears: being alone, and I used to be scared of bees when I was little
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni and Bacon mmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to kick ass next semester and go to England again
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, hey, what's happenin
Thoughts First Waking Up: I really need to get the fuck out of bed
Your Best Physical Feature: hair, eyes, my enormous shwanz hahahhaa. sorry shwanz is a funny. and my winning smile
Your Bedtime: When I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: My graduation party that was so much fun
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King if I had my though, Chik-Fil-A
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: My mother's Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: like a choo choo train
Do you Swear: Fuck no
Do you Sing: If I put out a cd it would be called sounds of a slaughterhouse
Do you Shower Daily: yeah unless I don't have time and I need to get to my class which I can hide being a scuzz ball
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: already there just finished my 2nd semester
Do you belive in yourself: I am a beautiful and unique snowflake
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Not really but people tell me I am works for me lol
Are you a Health Freak: No I'm just a freak lol
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes I'm more like my mother's personality than my dad's I'm alot more mellow but I have my dad's humor
Do you like Thunderstorms: I love the rain period
Do you play an Instrument: I have a Fender Strat which I am ok with
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: In the past second I have smoked
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Unfortuantely but I survived
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the whole box lol
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No but I've always wanted to try it
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: I've been lied to
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not yet who's up for a swim huh huh? :P
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I hate theives
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yes
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: Drowning in a vat of marshmallow fluff. Yes he died but he died in a vat of gooey goodness
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A fireman, then a scientist, then a tattoo artist
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't really matter to me but blue stands out
Favourite Hair Color: any color but I have a big thing for red heads
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Kissing height
Weight: enough to get my arms around
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: alot but I use my Ipod
Number of Piercings: 1
Number of Tattoos: none yet :(
Number of things in my Past I regret: not a damned thing
[Marital Status] single single single
[Shoe size] 13 and a half
[Parents still together] yep
[Siblings] Younger sister
[Pets] A cat (sneakers) Dog (Max)
FAVORITES
[Color] Green, Blue
[Number] 16
[Animal] Tiger ( Ihave a huge obession with them)
[Drinks] Milk, Juice, Gatorade, Vodka
[Soda] none
[Book] what's that?
[Flower] Rose
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] No it's actually going gray but I think it looks cool
[Twirl your hair?] no
[Have tattoos?] not yeeeeet
[Have Piercings?] Just my ear.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] nope
[Drink/Smoke?] Yep
[Like roller coasters?] love em
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] nah I like it here
[Want more piercings?] not really
[Like cleaning?] no lol
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] Yesh
[Know how to drive?] yes but i fucking hate drivinggggggg
[Own a cell phone?] unfortunately
[Ever get off the damn computer?] eventually
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Yes
[Considered a life of crime?] no but gangsters are pretty cool and they wear nice suits
[Considered being a hooker?] Well I am out of a job...hmmm lol
[Lied to someone?] Yes I don't like to
[Been in love?] yeah
[Made out with JUST a friend?] shes now just a friend lol
[Been in lust?] oooooooo I need a dirty womannn sorry I like Pink Floyd
[Used someone] not intentionally
[Been used?] oh yeah and I never learn my damn lesson lol
[Been cheated on?] Yes
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] Punched
[Stolen anything?] never theieves are bottom feeders
[Held a gun] and shot
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] Ireland soccer jersey and jeans
[Current mood] content
[Current taste] Nicotine lol
[Current hair] all over da place
[Current thing I ought to be doing] more cleaning lol
[Current cd in stereo] Incubus - Light Grenades
[Last book you read] Fight Club
[Last movie you saw] Sin City
[Last thing you ate] A Pizelle
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Ben
[Do drugs?] nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] sure why not
Remember your first love?] yes
[Still love him/her?] no clue where they are
[Read the newspaper?] not this morning
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] yeah
[Believe in miracles?] absolutely
[Do well in school?] hope so lol
[Wear hats] Yep
[Hate yourself?] nope
[Have an obsession?] oh yeah
[Collect anything?] Tiger stuff I even have tiger salt and pepper shakers lol
[Have a best friend?] 3 actually lol they're more like brothers
[Close friends?] lots
[Like your handwriting?] I like my signature other than that not really
[Care about looks] Sometimes
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Kathleen in the 1st grade
[First kiss] Tina in the 1st grade then she punched me in the eye lol
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] yeah
[Do you believe in "the one?"] I took the red pill I can dodge bullshit
[Are you a tease?] I've heard I am lol
[Too shy to make the first move?] It's finding the right time to thats the challenge
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] yeah
[Bitch/Asshole] I like being an asshole
[sarcastic] noooooooo come on what the fuck do you think?
[Angel] not really
[Devil] not really
[Shy] no
[Talkative] yes you poor poor people


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