Joe wins again's blog: "joe's adventures"

damn, ive been gone forever. to those who give a damn, ianyway, its kinda wierd, m a'ight. i mean, i got this kick ass laptop. plus i go to school now so i can be better at making money. yay. anyway. im tired cause homework kicks my ass. laters

see i told these people, dont fuck with me. i got guns and helicopters a phone call away. did they listen? no. but i got my bike back. so joe is happy. plus the fact that im going back to school. damn . all i need is a car and a hot girlfriend. any7 ladies want to fill the position? no? i thought not. oh well, more for me.im tierd im sleep now

damn, they finally got me. stupid germs. at least once a year between my birthday and xmas i get to get to be ill. and i dont mean like a grandma thats got skillz. hmm, that wasnt intentional. anyway, back to those vile germs, ick. especially viruses. it pisses me off cause of their simplicity. pfft! bluprints in a fancy box is all. amazing how something so tiny and simple can disrupt my biology to the point it pisses off my body so much it has to start destroying renegade cells. as well as piss me off, too, cause while my body is fighting off this invasion/insurrection, im the one taking all the collateral damage. that hurts! excruciating pain!oh how it burns!!! this time i was prepared for the superflu. good old zinc, vitamin c , and b vitamins. mostly v8 and fruit juices. the worst of it was headache and i felt like pieces fell off of me. but just for a few hours. yay me and my mutey abilities! bye bye.

you see, its like this: no matter what happens something will work out in my favor. i shouldn't be here. for lack of a better way to put it, i've used two continues already. most people dont even get one. apparently im here for a reason. a reason that has only recently become clear to me. i wont go into details, but im supposed teach people the way. like qui-gon or yoda. green jedi. yeah, anyway. theres something else that lets me win, also. it involves things that are of a classaified nature. maybe a story for another time. laters

dammit! why do females always be telling me one thing and do something else!!? she says "oh yeah definitely thurs." basically it ends with me waiting at work for an hour, and finally leaving. there is no call to say she cant make it either. this sad scenario has demonstrated itself to be the norm when it comes to me trying to hang out with a girl. all i want is to hang out and have a good time. you know laugh, converse, stare at each other. if any silliness goes on it will be up to her. i dont really care. maybe thats where im messing up......

it seems that i was tanked while i was writing that last entry. wow. anyway, work sucks and i wish i had a day off. i can only have infinite patience for so long. do you realize how much mana that consumes? i havent figured out why i do this. im typing on autopilot here. i guess only time will tell. its five thirty and its almost dark? eek, i need to go to sleep. bye bye

hahahaaaa, eh. i should have called this "blah blah blah." i have no idea whats going on right now. i guess things are running smoothly, for the moment. soon, my plans will become reality. excuse me ive been drinking some and this is partly an ezxperiment to see how drunk joe is. anyway, ima go case ima think ima pass out or somthing. bye now.

ahh, even when i lose, i win. lets just say i got my phone back and will get my bike back soon. this fills joe's heart with warm feelings. finally, my circuitious plan is one-half towards fruition. what is that plan? cant tell you. its been deemed classified above top secret. anyways, bottom line, im happy. ill be happier once i get out of this hell-hole and get to tucson, where its not as hot.

well well. it seems that after that whole tweeker fiasco, it would be best that i move on. there is not really anything more for me here. it seems clear to me that this city no longer functions. so now on to to tucson. ive been there. id rather be around peacful stoners that pissed off tweekers. but anyway it will be fun, the energy is better out there, plus i can breathe! yay! even when i lose i win. the only thing is that in order to accopmlish this herculean feat, is that i must rid myself of everything i dont need. which turns out to be alot of crap! well im tired, so im going to go play. bye bye

ir eally hate this town! im moving back to tucson dammit. at least crackheads have some respect. besides tucson has more readily available pot anyway. my homies come over and they bring some fools over, my homies broke fhe first rule of fight club. dont talk about fight club. anyway, my homies leave without taking those guys. the firsttakes off then my paintball gun goes missing, and the other dude is still there. i hint to him that i need to sleep so he neds to go. but he wont and i go into my room totry and figure something out. but i pass out because i havent slept in 30 hours from watching theese fools. i wake up and my cell phone ipod and bike are gone. and appartently eveyone saw him walk out with my stuff and says nothuing to him. some room mates. anyway, im pissed now and on lock dwon now. that motherf.. took all the things that matter to me cause i dont really have much in the first place. good thing ive trained myself to be able to lose the things i fear losing the most. but now i have nothing. what does this mean? i know... "dont be so stupid" and "why didnt you make him leave?" and "kill him!" have all been suggested. new stuff please, thank you come again!