Hey Everyone!

I'm a 35 year old girl from Jersey. I love animals, probably more so then people. I love anything bizarre and different. My favorite holiday is Halloween. I have great eyes. I'm extremely clumsy and am always breaking something. I'm obsessed with really bad reality tv. I love to cook and I have a million cookbooks that I never look at. I love music, and singing along (badly) with whatever song I happen to be listening to at the time. I love my curves, and could care less if others don't. I wear a lot of black. I love the beach. I have a strange obsession with lip gloss and perfume. I love chocolate!!! I'm a terrible driver and tend to speed. I'm a HUGE dork! I'm a terrible speller. I love to dance even though I have no rhythm. I curse too much. I love my job. I talk too much. I consider products labeled "unbreakable", "indestructable", or "unpoppable" a personal challenge. I love being referred to as "the crazy redhead". I love living in New Jersey and yes, I adore Bon Jovi. I'm Team Snookie. I'm totally addicted to Diet Pepsi and slightly addicted to Marlboro Lights. I'm all about self sabotage. I might be insane. I can act like a girly girl, but love to hang with the boys. I can be very weird and quirky. I love being tall. I love to laugh and I automatically click with anyone who has a good sense of humour. I've got a fucked up sense of humour. I have been through more tragedy in life then most, but that has only served to make me strong and unbreakable. I own entirely way too much useless shit. But I love my useless shit. I think I have a touch of OCD. I am probably not the person that you think I am. I am not a morning person. I like to read. I believe that once we stop learning, we are dead. I hate the cold weather. Despite what you see, I have a dark side, and sometimes I wallow in it. I love my beat up old Mustang convertible, I feel like a bad ass when I drive it :) I'm very random. My biggest turn on is someone who can engage me in witty, intelligent conversation. I adore my crazy friends and family!

I'm free spirited, a little crazy but a lot of fun. Anything else you want to know, just ask.

One more thing guys and gals, I'm not on here to cyber and talk trashy with ya'all. Guys, I don't want to see nor do I care about your penis. Your penis is probably ugly and small, keep it where it belongs, in your pants. Guys and girls, I don't have NSFW pics and I won't take any and send them to you no matter how many times you ask. Don't bother asking for my email address because I don't want you mailing naked pics to me, I don't need to see it. Don't bother asking me to cam with you, because I won't, I would rather look at free online porn. Don't bother asking for my yahoo address, because I don't have one, well, I do, but you're not getting it. Don't bother asking for my phone number because I don't have one. Ok, I lied again, I do, but you're not getting that either.



I'm on here to try to make friends with, and actually connect with some people. If you're going to shout me, please try to have a personality, don't shout me with the "hey sexy" bull shit (unless that's your nickname for me. lol.) I like to have real conversation and I like to joke around with people who have a sense of humour.

I could also care less about the rates or how many friends I have. I don't need other people to tell me who I know I am. With that said, please don't add me and then never talk to me again. If you're going to add me, then at least say hi now and then or drop me a message or comment to let me know how you're doing.

I know I might come off as a bitch, but if you take the time to get to know me, you'll realize that I'm actually really cool. I've just been on this site for over a year now, and while I've met some great people on here, I've also met some real douche nozzles. I'm just trying to avoid the drama and weed out the douches and fakes, and that's it.

I guess all that I'm trying to say is that I'm looking to chat with interesting people and have real conversation so if you're not down with that, then shout someone else. XOXO