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42 yr old man who's single.............

Strange but at least not boring................




Slightly shy.............................




Not much into fashion but is thankful that he does not dress up wearing cowboy boots and a Napolean hat!!.......................




Does not look like Augustus Gloop but feels like he ate him one year with mushrooms!!.......................




Loves music like an addiction but would go crazy over the hearing the "Wonka's Welcome Song" in a loop played over and over while wearing a straight jacket and having his eyes forced open by terrible devices!!
(Remember "A Clockwork Orange!!")...........................

I AM ME

I can be gentle,
and I can be kind
those aren't thoughts
that now come to mind.
I am selfish
and I can be rude,
some may not like
my blunt attitude.
I am unique,
owning many a flaw.
and I am more
than I hold in my bra;
though in defense
they are quite a treat,
I cannot fault
those finding them neat.
I have many things
some old and some new,
not everything tho
will i share with you.
I am myself
I need approval not.
I sit here alone
with nary a thought.
I am a woman
that is not my defense
it is simply
my reason this makes sense.


a.boudreaux 2007

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey



Name: Jeremy


Birthday: June 17, 1969


Birthplace: Harbor City California…On a technicality because my parents lived in Long Beach at the time and the nearest Hospital was in Harbor City


Current Location: Long Beach California


Eye Color: blue


Hair Color: sandy blond hair with a touch of grey


Height: 6 feet and 2 inches tall



Right Handed or Left Handed: right handed



Your Heritage: Besides being a sarcastic jackass from time to time, my heritage is Russian, German, Welch, Irish and a touch of Canadian



The Shoes You Wore Today: A least I have shoes… :P



Your Weakness: N/a :P



Your Fears: I will tell you one… Black Widow and hairy spiders



Your Perfect Pizza: Anything except fish



Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Just finding a consistent job and change careers



Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hold on please



Thoughts First Waking Up: I feel like Darth Vader with this mask



Your Bedtime: At a time that is not 3, 4 or 5 am
.

Your Most Missed Memory: Seeing Killer Whales go under the small boat that I was fishing in when I was at Loretto, Baja California



Pepsi or Coke: I don’t care but as long as it is diet…why ask me?



MacDonalds or Burger King: both



Single or Group Dates: Single Dates



Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both


Chocolate or Vanilla: both


Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee


Do you Smoke: no


Do you Swear: trying not to swear but I do when I am mostly frustrated


Do you Sing: Hell no!!


Do you Shower Daily: Yes


Have you Been in Love: of course


Do you want to go to College: Been there done that and I am taking a few classes right now..Something about wanting a career change!! :P


Do you want to get Married: If I do then I do and if I don’t then I don’t…It all depends on the ways of the force to become a jedi knight!! :P

Do you believe in yourself: Yes I do but at times I don’t and that’s usually when I am frustrated


Do you get Motion Sickness: Yes when I am not moving.. LOL :D


Do you think you are Attractive: yes but chemistry has a lot to do when attracting others..


Are you a Health Freak: More so than I have been but I have my moments when I am not


Do you get along with your Parents: Not with my father and I do at times with my mother as long as she is not acting weird and when she does not make any sense of existence


Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah


Do you play an Instrument: No but I would love to


In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No


In the past month have you Smoked: No


In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope


In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope


In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes i have


In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope


In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes


In the past month have you been on Stage: nope to shy


In the past month have you been Dumped: nope


In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: There is no place that I know to go skinny dipping in Southern California


In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope


Ever been Drunk :yes


Ever been called a Tease: No



Ever Shoplifted: I tried once and my sister caught me


How do you want to Die: painless


What country would you most like to Visit: As many as I can until I leave this body



Number of CDs I own: too many