Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do
he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines
If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool
He couldve played guitar better than Hendrix
He couldve told the future
He couldve baked the most delicious cake in the world
Jesus couldve been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
Thats so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean thats so cool
Jesus was so cool
No wonder there are so many Christians
