Women always tell me .. I've been hurt.. and stuff..
Like I don't hurt.. then they don't tallk to you..
Make you feel like a troll for talking to them in the first place..
When you ask them whats wrong.. they don't respond..
When you keep asking...
"Your getting on my frickin nerves"
So , then its okay.. and you don't really chat or talk to them anymore..
OR.. You call me too much.. but.. you told me to call you and wake u up.
so again..
The man gives up..
Then its.. this ..
Jedi mind trick.. #247
When I said.. " you get on my nerves" I either had a bad day.. or I don't like you in the first place.. lol
When I said.. " you call too much" I never meant to give u my number or You know my schedule .. and only call me on mon-wed and sat..
4pm-3am.. i'm usually awake by then..
If not buy me a drink before the bar closes and
we can kick it..
uh yeah ! lol
When I said.. you come over too much..
It meant..
"didn't you see.." I had the blue lighbulb on my pourch .. not the green one..
Now the normal one.. which means.. stop buy.. i want your company..
red - that meant goto hell biotch.. lol
or purple.. i'm listening to prince and probably with my ex or something..
oh this one is classic..
I'll call you when I want to see you.
I run into you at the club.. and then you tell all your college buddies i'm your man.. ???
What???
We never dated! lmao
That means your drunk and you realize that I've given up on ya.. and you messed up not me.
and again..
I see you in taco bell.. and even your oldest son says..
"mom - mom! he has 2 jobs!!" and he likes kids!
Why can't you see someone like him..
then you growl at him cuz you like ..
playrz.. - men who talk in the 3rd person and are broke half the month..
Yet.. again .. I try .. and be your friend..
And then.. for the last 2 years you keep bringing up that Christmasa present that you never gave me..
I can't figure that one out.. LOL
Yes , I was seeing a girl like that..
I'm glad for buddy's that smack me when I start to fall for those tricks..
sheeeeez..
And my friends wonder why I never chase women..
that is so draining and borring..
I'd rather .. rearrange my sock drawer or .. watch every episode of naruto 3 times..
I like naruto.. but watching some eps 3 times is a bit much.. hahahhaha
I decided not to put a girls number in my cell..
I'd put a woman's number in my cell.. :)
And only family and restarunts are in my cell now. and a few close friends..
Thats how I like it.
:P
To make me suffer for some dumbass looser guy that treated you badly is wrong.
I'm sure they all had some good in them at some point.
But, why make me suffer? I didn't do anything bad to you. and never would..
ok.. i'd eat that last slice of pizza infront of you but.. hey..
I'm a man damn it! lmao
And women wonder why men don't open up..
If ya punish us for stuff that "he" did.. then we don't want too.. or just move on..
and..
If you don't open up to us.. and do with others..
It makes us not want to try at all...
(think about that)
I mean.. ever watch dr phil.???
And some girl is bashing a guy so bad he completly closes up...
I hate to say it but.. duhhhhhh!
We (real men) actually want a best frend then all that other stuff..
Yeah u look hot.. the world knows your hot.. but ..
We want to know you.. not the photoshoped girl.. that the world sees.. the u without makeup is the you we want to spend time with..
The you eating pizza sitting on the couch with boxers and a sweat shirt..
oh great.. I'm ranting and sharing.. bad me.. lol
Time for pizza
bye
