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The following are ways to live by: 1. Compliment three people every day. 2. Watch a sunrise at least once a year. 3. Be the first to say, "Hello". 4. Live beneath your means. 5. Treat everyone like you want to be treated. 6. Never give up on anybody. Miracles happen. 7. Forget the Joneses. 8. Never deprive someone of hope. It may be all he has. 9. Pray not for things, but for wisdom and courage. 10. Be tough-minded but tenderhearted. 11. Be kinder than necessary. 12. Don't forget, a person's greatest emotional need is to feel appreciated. 13. Keep your promises. 14. Learn to show cheerfulness, even when you don't feel like it. 15. Remember that overnight success usally takes about 15 years. 16. Leave everything better than you found it. 17. Remember that winners do what losers don't want to do. 18. When you arrive at your job in the morning, let the first thing you say brighten everyone's day. 19. Don't rain on other people's parades. 20. Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them.

The real definition of words when used by women: *1. Fine-I am right. This argument is over. You need to shut up. *2. That's Okay-One of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think hard and long before deciding when and how you'll pay for your mistake. *3. Nothing-The calm before the storm. This means Something and you better be on your toes. Note: Arguments that start with Nothing usually end with Fine (See #1). *4. Five Minutes-If getting dressed, this means half an hour. (Don't be mad about this. It's the same definition for you when it's your turn to do some chores around the house.) *5. Thanks-A woman is thanking you. Do not question this or faint. Just say, You're welcome, and let it go. *6. Loud Sigh-Not actually a word but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. It means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is standing here wasting her time arguing with you about Nothing. (See #3) *7. Go Ahead-This is a dare, not permission. (Don't Do It!) *8. Don't worry about it, I got it - The second most dangerous statement a woman can make. It means that a woman has asked a man several times to do something and is now doing it herself. (This will result in you asking at a later date, What's wrong? For the woman's response, see #3.) LMAO!!!