Before I start, I'd like to say something:

I am NOT sending friend requests to people (ladies mainly) JUST to get to your NSFW folders! If I wanted to do that, I'd just send a friend request first off- like those other, mindless lemming, fuBar males. I fan FIRST- then, down the line, if I feel I would like to kick it up a notch with you, THEN I'll send a Friend request along with a reason why. Whether or not you accept is up to you! I CAN take 'NO' for an answer! Thank you.

That being said, done, and out of the way- I'm taking the initiative, and saying 'hi' to a LOT of people here on fuBar! If I say 'hi' to you, it's because something about you has caught my attention, and I'm telling you it did. I'm just paying you a compliment. If I am too old, or seem too outlandish for you (Read on. You'll see- I'm different!), or if you truly can't identify what I've done as just paying you a compliment, forgive me. At the very least, have the common courtesy to acknowledge me before moving on. Is that too much to ask? I sincerely hope not. Also- if you pay ME a compliment, please allow me to, at least, thank YOU for it! Oh, and there's one last thing- I'm not here to 'collect' Friends. I believe in quality first- NOT quantity. Suffice it to say that the ONLY thing I expect, in quantity, IS quality! If I do wind up with alot of Friends here on Fubar, it's because each one brings something different and unique with them that I find appealing. That's just how I am. Before I continue, I have a few "policies" I'd like to lay down:

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About my fu-Owner:
She is someone whom I've know for years. We talk nearly every day. I respect her. I care about what happens to her. She's someone whose back I have. Mess with her, and you have ME to contend with (hence the 'fu-protector' qualifier in my name). Most people keep large dogs in their front yards to deal with pests. 'F' dogs. I'M in her front yard- by MY choice. I'm a dragon. I breathe fire. Do not meddle with me, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup. Don't believe me? Try me...



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Me and the 'Buzz' meter:
I lost my best friend in High School to alcohol. I don't need a 'buzz'. If you want to introduce yourself to me, and you REALLY want to buy me a drink- fuBar now offers bottled water (it's even COLD!), hot cocoa (with LOTSA little marshmallows! Yummy!), PLAIN egg nog (in season, of course), and even milk (I LOVE milk! Just gotta make sure it's fat-free, though! Now ONLY if they offered CHOCOLATE milk...).

Any of these will work FAR better with me. Yes, I do drink (socially), but I'm NOT about working the Buzz meter on here.
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There- now that all that has been said, back to my 'About Me'.

My born name is John, but I use Jayson-Paul Agee as both my musical stage name and as my 'nom-de-plume' when I compose poetry. If you are on MySpace, please refer to my stash for my MySpace URLs, as I have BOTH a Personal Profile and a Musician's Profile there, as does my band, Savage Mistress. My bass rig (whose URL is also in 'My Stash') is all-pro, and I proudly use equipment from the following companies:

On a more serious note, I was the victim in a car crash on June 7^th of 2000 and my spine was broken at L1 (lumbar region, 1^st vertebrae). It took 2 operations to get everything right again, but I'm finally done. I was 6'1" pre-op, and am now 5'10" post-op after having what is known as a spinal fusion. I'm 100% recovered now and ready to resume living my life.

I'm also a child advocate AND decidely PRO CHOICE! I've always been, but I knew I was right in my belief when my ex-wife nearly DIED bringing our only son into this world, and I respect the heck out of her for being so brave. So much so, that I had a vasectomy three weeks after his birth.

I've always believed that our children must be protected- at all costs. If you believe as I do, click on the banner below to locate registered sex offenders that may be living near your home, or children's schools. This is a NATIONAL listing! Knowledge IS power!:

Now that all the serious stuff is done, back to the fun stuff!

I like to breathe fire (when my back lets me), spit blood (when I get the chance), wiggle my tongue (yet again, when I get the chance), and stalk the stage (when I find myself playing in a band). I have the same rose Paul Stanley has tattooed on his right upper arm tattooed on my right upper arm, and I have two piercings- in my left ear's lower lobe. Sorry- nothing outlandish.

I'm a Dean's List (final GPA- 3.85) graduate of The Berdan Institute's Pharmacy Technician program. I'm also a bassist who LOVES KISS! I'm also a single dad whose 12 year-old son is, in my humble opinion, the best thing since sliced bread! I also LOVE candlelight and strawberries (YOU can take it from there!) I really enjoy a good game of billiards, too. Oh, and CHESS, too! Can't forget chess! On ladies- I LOVE the smell of 'Tommy Girl' perfume! That scent drives me absolutely CRAZY! I could get totally LOST in BOTH that scent AND the woman wearing it! Also, I LOVE the look of '80s B-I-G hair, large silver hoop earrings, John Lennon-style sunglasses and high heels! I've never had alot of friends in my life, and I'm here to see if I can change that. Lastly (and this is VERY important to me), if your introductory message to me sounds anything like, "I have a link to my webcam on my profile"- save your fingers. DON'T EVEN THINK OF CONTACTING ME! I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT, NOR DO I WANT TO KNOW YOU! Your profile WILL be flagged and you WILL be reported as a spammer! The same thing goes for anybody asking me if I will sell them a piece (or pieces) of my bass rig! If you're already a Friend of mine, and you DO ask me, you'll be dropped like a bad habit, AND then reported as a Spammer! I will NOT add you if your Profile is set to 'Private', either. You're obviously hiding something and I won't play your stupid game.

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(I'm a STRONG believer in freedom of speech! So there! Remember... you've been WARNED!