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""""There was acucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how theirlives sucked. The cucumber"Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat,and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad." The pickle looks athim and says,"You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, andjuicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in ajar." The penis looks at him and says,"You think you have it rough?When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber strap on my head,stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until Ithrow up and pass out!. Send to eight of your freakiest friends.If u get 0-2 back you are averageIf you get 3-5 you are a freakIf you get 6-8 then you are a major freak, and need a leash."""""""""

YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCKTHEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon,ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it ontheir user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOWBAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (androughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUSTFUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. Toknow who your true F.U.C.Ks are9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with yourcrazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone youlove.Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back-You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back-Your alrightGet 4 back-Your lovedGet 5 back-Your adoredGet 6 or more-Damn your a celebrity!"""xoxo...""" 13 hr ago

December 24, 2007 @ 5:56 pm YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKED!Spread the legs and go at it! Pick any of your friends and FUCKTHEM! This is for any one you think is hot!RULES:1- You can fuck the person who fucked you, of course.2- You can fuck the same person as many times as you can (c'mon,ENDURANCE)! Be creative!*3- You -MUST- spread the sex! At least 1 fuck is fine and dandy!4- You should fuck in public! Be adventurous, damn it. Paste it ontheir user page so they feel slutty!5- Random sex is perfectly okay!6- Please, don't worry about same gender fucking, it's HOT.7- You should most definitely get started fuckin' right away!This is about showing everyone how much you care for them and HOWBAD YOU WANT THEIR ASS! Make everyone feel a little loved (androughed up!). Please don't take this too personally, BUT I JUSTFUCKED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>F.U.C.KStands For:Friends U Can Keep.So promise meWe'll F.U.C.K forever! Send this to 10 people & 1 back to me. Toknow who your true F.U.C.Ks are9,675,000,000 people in this world && yet i ended up with yourcrazy ass as a friend?Damn,Im lucky!-lol-Send this to everyone youlove.Get 1 back-ppl feel sorry for youGet 2 back-You have a couple true friendsGet 3 back-Your alrightGet 4 back-Your lovedGet 5 back-Your adoredGet 6 or more-Damn your a celebrity!"""xoxo...""" 19 hr ago

Did Anyone Ever Tell YouHow Important You Make Others FeelSomebody out here is SmilingAbout Love that is so RealDid Anyone Ever Tell You thatMany Times When They were SadYour E-mail (and chats) made Them Smile a bitIn Fact It made Them GladFor the Time You Spend Sending ThingsAnd Sharing whatever You FindThere are No Words to Thank YouBut Somebody, Thinks You're FineDid Anyone Ever Tell YouJust How Much They Love YouWell, My Dearest FriendToday I am Telling YouI HOPE I GET THIS BACKI believe that without a specialfriend you are missing out on a lot!!!But don't just send it back, send it on to everyone..Have a nice day, and I'm glad we are friends!!!......... , . ~ . ~ , ~ , .................... ).. - ~. . ' ..( .................... ( . . . ...(......) ....................| . . . . . ).....| ....................{.. . . . .(. . ./ ........................ =(.. /.)= .............................. -;..;-' .................................)|( , .................................. || _.-'| .......................... , _|| .._,/ .................... , ... ....|| .' .......................|...|...,...||/ ......................./...| /|., |Y|| ....................... '-...'-._....||/ ........................... >_.-..Y| ................................ , _|| ..................................... || ..................................... || ..................................... || ......................................||.....................Send this rose to everyone you careabout including me if you care. Seehow many times you get this, I prayyou get a DOZEN"MUUAAHHH!!!!I WANT ONE BACK!You've been blown a KISS

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~Princess~December 12, 2007 @ 1:48 pmSNOWBALL-O-LUV!!!______$$____$s_______$_____$______________$________$$$___$$______$$___$$____$________$$____s_$$_____$$$$___$$$___$$$__$$$____$_______$$$___$$__$$$____$$$$$__$$$_$$$$_$$$$$__$$__$___$$$___$$_____$�___$$$$___$$$$$_$$$$$$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$$__$$$$_$$$____$$$____$$$$$__$$$$$$$$______________$$$$$$$$$_$$$___$$$$ss$$$$xoxo$$$________________________$$$xoxo$$$$$$$_s$$$$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$$$$sss_____�$$$$________________________________$$$$$$,ss$$$$$$$____________SPLAT!!!!_____________$$$$$$$$$ss,____$$$$$_________________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$s__ss$$$$$$_____________XOXO______________$$$$$ssss$__$$$$$$______________________________$$$$$__$ss___s$$$$$$$$___________________________$$$$$$$____ss__$$$$__$$$$$$$$____________________$$$$$__$$$___$$_$$$___$$$__$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$$$$$___$$$$$___$$$___$$$$_$$$xoxo$$$$$$$$xoxo$$___$$$$___$$s___$$_____$$$�__$$$_$$$$_$$$$$�__$$_$$$___$$$$___$s_s$______$$�____$$___$$___$$$$___�$__�$$_____$$s_________$______$____$____�$$_________$�______�SEE HOW MANY TIMES YOUR FRIENDS CAN HIT YOU BACK-WITH LOTS OF LUV!!1-4 TIMES...YOU'RE A SNOWFLAKE5-10 TIMES...YOU'RE A SEXY SNOWSTORM10-20 TIMES...YOU'RE A BAD_AZZ BLIZZARD20 TIMES...YOU'RE A HOTTIE STORM OF THE CENTURY

You have just been hit with an snow ball!~ It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2007 !! One rule to this game.... You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! Now.. go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back! Nanee - Nanee - Nanee! (hehe

You have just been hit with an snow ball!~ It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2007 !! One rule to this game.... You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! Now.. go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back! Nanee - Nanee - Nanee! (hehe)

~You have just been hit with an snow ball!~ It's the start of..... Snow Ball Fight 2007 !! One rule to this game.... You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you! Now.. go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you! I got you first! and you can't get me back! Nanee - Nanee - Nanee! (hehe)