Anywayz, I'm an total asshole but I have a lot of energy. I have my own biz that gives me time to do what I want to do and when I want to do it. I've studied the music business and communications and I can cook and do all the nifty stuff that your last boyfriend couldn't. So If you're boring, slow, dumb, not funny, fat, ugly, lazy or just average, GO AWAY! I'm educated, successful, emotionally mature, and I know what I want. My life keeps me busy, but I make time for travel, dining out, music (very diverse tastes), and anything new and interesting, especally if you are a hot woman (but you are paying for it). I'm active, in great shape, with hazel eyes and dark, straight hair and great style. I gave up a career as an Airborne Infantryman to get filthy stinkin rich so I'm not about put up with anything average for very long. Did I say I was easygoing? I really am, unless you really fucking suck! What, are you afraid you won't have fun with me. You wimp, think your mom is calling you dinner ... . P.S. If ya plan on being clingy, expecting me to buy you stuff or bring up all your best friends ex boyfriends problems, don't even bother. There's tons of other losers ya can talk to about that.. I don't have time for it P.P.S. Keep your opinons of me to yourself.. I don't want to know if ya think I'm an asshole or not.. I've basically said it from the beginning...Besdies.. it's my reality, you are just a fucking guest.
I want to meet WOMEN and it has to be A WOMAN, (AND NOT ONE OF THOSE TRANS-TESTICAL THINGS.... NOT GAY BUT THANKS FOR ASKING) who is secure, knows where she is going in life, and has a sense of humor to put up with me. As I stated above, I don't have any time for any issues, I just won't deal with them. So leave all your issues at the door. Must also have class and be an exceptional, I won't settle for anything less. She also has to have great style, be up to date with all the latest trends in fashion and wouldn't mind a few shopping trips with me for them to buy me clothes.(I'm a fashion whore) Another thing she has to love sports, great music and the great culture of South Louisiana. It's also ok if you send me a message just to get your boyfriend jealous so he buys you that diamond ring for ya finger... Don't forget me when you divorce him later and take him for half of what he's worth..I want my cut.. If you are all the things I've said above, well your chances are a little better than average. Do you think you fit the bill??? Well, send me a message and find out...