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It's so cold in Minnesota.....
-when you inhale, your nostriles stick together.
-people use two sets of keys so they don't have to turn off the car while shopping.
-A 'Conga line' refers to a formation of snow plows, not a latin dance.
-When you come in from outside, your glasses fog up so bad you can't see.
-Several people drown every year attempting to dig basements for their ice fishing houses.
-When you blow bubbles, they freeze and you can pick them up.
-knobs on car radios don't turn because they're frozen
-People can't tell if your speech is slurred from drinking or because your face is numb.
-You think you kicked a rock on the sidewalk and then realize it's dog-doo!
-You don't have to be jesus to talk on water.
-In 1996 the municipal snow dump in Duluth didn't melt until July 20th. ( the new record)
-That people don't look twice if a man walks into a bank wearing a ski mask.
-Your doors freeze and you can't get in your car.
-your doors freeze and you can't get out of your car.
-Men walk around with icicles hanging from their breads.
-Your car finally starts blowing warm air just as you pull into the parking lot at work.
-There are 'black ice' warnings. (when the moisture from car exhaust freezes on the pavement)
-The #1 excuse for not going to work is "it's too darn cold!"
-The #2 excuse for not going to work is "i forgot to plug in my car"
-When you see the morning temp is -28 F you're happy, because it's going to be a nice day!
-Frosty the snowman asks to come in the house!
-You can pound nails with a frozen banana!
-Instructors consider holding spring canoe lessons in indoor swimming pools.
-We have nine months if winter and three months of tough sledding.
To be continued.....
