FAN Make Me Be Good's blog: "~ It's Shit ~~ SSDD"

 

 

 

OBAMA IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

OBAMA HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES. MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.

FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

I AM GLAD I AM AN AMERICAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE. BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG, AND OBAMA WAS A TREE.

Today's Quote:

"Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the polls and removed all doubt."

Ok, I have to vent. I just got a message from a guy saying this tired a$$ line that just pi$$ed me off to no extreme already today!!!! "" I am sorry, but I was in ur family so why is it I can't view the private pics??"" DELETED!!!!!! after I told him a few things..* guess he'll think twice before tryin that line again*.for one I would know who I have chosen as family and they are my good freinds on here. NOT some random guy who fanned and rated me just to view pics, ughhhhhhh..Yea RIGHT!!! I have chosen to delete my private folder for reasons of my own but my family folder stays...no nudes , nothing like that!! THxxxxxx to all my great family members who have shown RESPECT since we have been friends, Ur awesome!!! & to jerks like this...go find u some brainless woman who could care less who sees her, 'cause that AIN"T ME BUDDY!!!! , just 'cause I have a pic that has a lil more cleavage than most does not mean I have no morals or values!!!!!! What a beautiful day in the neighborhood w/ jerks like this...but I have sum awesome friends who I RESPECT dearly also, TY ALL!!! Love 2 all, Laura

This is America....Dammitt!!! Current mood: frustrated Category: Sick &Tired ~~ Writing and Poetry ..> ..> I usually try really hard to hold stuff in and not advertise certains peeves of mine...but I just want to know...Am I the only one out there who misses....ENGLISH?????? Ok...so my sister had an appointed yesterday at Owasso.....we are not familiar with the area and was already running a little behind...so we come upon some road workers....OK...mind you...COUNTY road workers.working on a new hiway that ""' American Tax Payers """" pay for....right???? RIGHT!!!! All we see are immigrants....that is all....we pull up to one of them and kindly ask if he knows where this office is.....hmmppp......No speaka english....WTF.....next one down the road...same thing....We end up at a gas station where a very kind man who speaks English gives us the right directions...Thank you sir!!! My gripe....OK....I know these PPl work for nothing....They all bundle up and get one job that would usually last a week ...done in 3 ot 4 days...cause they work for less than THE AMERICAN WORKER>>....It is AMERICANS paying these workers....and it is not just in remote places anymore.....in my home town of Stilwelll....my son-in-law worked at a local Sawmill....Him and another Guy was the only AMerican who worked there....cause mexican labor is CHEAP......constantly he was being put on the edga and dealing with rude immmigrants speaking thier language and him knowing they were referring to him and the onlly other American worker there.....You couldn't go to your lineman cause guess what....it is his brother or cousin ....or whatever....so nothing is ever done about it......this was the only non -factory good paying job in our town....but to save his sanity and not be into it with co-workers who have NOTHING to lose......He quit this job and now my daughter and Her family had to move to Arkansas so he can have a good paying job for his family.....his is a hardworking man ....but IMMIGRANTS have once again taken a GOOD MANS job...... Sorry folks....but this is bullshit!!!!!! To top it off we called information to maybe call the office and let them know we were running late.......guess what????? It said....PRESS 1 For ENGLISH>>>>>>I LOST IT!!!!!

The Most Functional Word Well, it's shit...that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. This may even be funny shit. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit out of luck, or Have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between shit and shinola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, If you don't give a shit. Well shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know... that I do give-a-shit and I hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But if you happen to catch a load of shit from some shit head ----Remember, shit happens!