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What are you waiting for?
If you were a robot, what would your prime function be?
To fill eclairs with white creamy goodness...
Does a crowded elevator smell different to a midget?
Only if his allergies aren't acting up.
Is this question true or false?
Red...no, blue!
Can I borrow a dollar?
How about 100 pennies?
What is the largest thing you have set on fire?
a sectional couch
Can you spell backwards?
b a c k w a r d s...now where's my prize?
Would you bite someone in a fight?
Like a dog gnawing on his favourite chew toy
Can I borrow a dollar again?
geez...hands you 5 pennies, 2 nickels, 7 dimes, and a quarter.
Can I smack you with a burning cat?
yep, for sure
Why?
Doesn't everyone love a hot pussy?
Say something you don't know:
something I dont know (nice answer Crystal!)
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10. What is it?
a number, duh...
Sorry, that was wrong, try again...
No, I'm pretty sure it's a number.
When was the last time you showered? (phew!) Rhetorical question.
I really need a shower, thanks for reminding me, but do I really stink that bad? :(
If you won 10 million goats, what would you do with them?
have the world's biggest BBQ.
Would you ever paint a dog?
Yep, plaid.
Where were you next week?
Hiding the bodies...don't tell anyone!
How long would it take you to eat another person?
hmmmmm now this could be taken 1 of 2 ways ...
Have you ever succeeded in committing suicide?
I keep sticking the fork in the lightsocket, but it keeps flipping the circuit breaker.
Are we there yet?
no, but keep trying.
Are we there yet?
getting warmer.
Are we there yet?
Dude, I just filled the cup...
What is the password to your bank account?
It's a code I type in to access my account
What are your ideas on breeding bats with little monkeys?
The flying monkeys...don't make me get the flying monkeys....
How many fingers am I holding up?
7...on one hand.
How many cows does it take to change a light bulb?
4,196...it's a really big bulb.
Who would you throw a grenade at?
At the guy who nearly hit my car today.
Did you pee in the pool?
Sorry, the ph balance of the water was a little off, I just tried to help.
Have you ever punched a penguin?
Every chance I get, I hate nuns..
Insert your own question here:
What was Val Kilmer wearing in "Real Genious"?
The answer is...pink bunny slippers.
And finally, negotiate the terms of your surrender:
hohos, mallo cups, 20 feet of wire-core clothes line, duct tape, 40 boxes of lime Jello, and a kiddie pool...I have a plan...
