OK, so I farted around with the CSS and made a background image ... ta-da, new skin. I do believe, after browsing around this place for a while, I have one of the fastest loading profiles on LC. :) That HAS to be worth something.
Which brings me to my next quandry. Here at LC there is a large and sundry assortment of good looking women, and ... well, I have a girlfriend. Who also happens to be a good looker IMHO, as well as 800-odd miles away while at university. Sucks for me. She also looks in on this thing from time to time, I imagine. So, I can't very well run about leaving compliments on other women's profiles without incurring some level of wrath upon my person. Let's be realistic.
Guess I'll have to keep lurking. :)
I managed to find a writer, dontcha know. 'Deena' has a book on the market, and I work not two blocks from a Barnes & Noble. Swing by my profile and give her a click, wouldja?