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Satire of Satin

Sweet addiction is the answer to ask questions forgotten lies twisted backwardSdrawkcab bask golden rays 1000 watts of what electricity? passion? homosexuality? A lesbian lover hides under the cover society declines her I hugged her He hides in humor laughing away troubles society accepted him I hugged him Wrapped in satin crushed in velvet copper dead upon a Martin inspiration alive play away play away play away
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Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat. It's not the heat, it's the humidity. Revelare pecunia! Show me the money! Die dulci freure. Have a nice day. Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head. Noli me vocate, ego te vocabo. Don't call me, I'll call you. Fac ut vivas. Get a life. Recedite, plebes! Gero rem imperialem! Stand aside plebians! I am on imperial business! Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt. You know, the Romans invented the art of love. Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant! May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy! Utinam barbari spatioum proprium tuum invadant! May barbarians invade your personal space! Re vera, potas bene. Say, you sure are drinking alot. Canis meus id comedit. My dog ate it. Vescere bracis meis. Eat my shorts. Mater tua criceta fuit, et pater tuo redoluit bacarum sambucus. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Ut humiliter opinor In my humble opinion Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit! God, look at the time! My wife will kill me! Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre? Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me? Cum catapultae proscriptae erunt tum soli proscript catapultas habebunt. When catapults are outlawed, only outlaws will have catapults. Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum. Garbage in, garbage out. Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse. I think we're on the same wavelength. Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est. The designated hitter rule has got to go. Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure. I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear. Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare. I think some people in togas are plotting against me. Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem. In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags. Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris. If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar. Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari? How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione. I'm not interested in your dopey religious cult. At a poetry reading: Nullo metro compositum est. It doesn't rhyme. Non curo. Si metrum non habet, non est poema. I don't care. If it doesn't rhyme, it isn't a poem. Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri? How do you get your hair to do that? Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui. Bad kitty! Why don't you use the cat box? I put new litter in it. At a barbeque: Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri? Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face? Neutiquam erro. I am not lost. Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero? Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it? Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur. Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out. Borges sumus. Resistere inutile est. We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Sona si latine loqueris. Honk if you speak Latin. Vacca Foeda! Stupid Cow! Re vera, cara mea, mea nil refert. Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Solum potestis prohibere ignes silvarum. Only you can prevent forest fires. Ita erat quando hic adveni. It was that way when I got here. Illiud Latine dici non potest. You can't say that in Latin. Nescio quid dicas. I don't know what you're talking about. Conlige suspectos semper habitos. Round up the usual suspects.

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hehe in my last blog I posted about the chemicals but I forgot one. SLS-Sodium Lauryl Sulfate is a wetting agent that allows shampoo to spread out and penetrate more easily. It is found in shampoos, deodorants and cosmetics. SLS will damage the stratum coreum [outer layer of the skin], causing dryness, roughness, scaliness, fissuring, loss of flexibility and reduction of the barrier functions of normal healthy skin. It can cause damage to the moisture retaining ability at the cellular level resulting in water loss and loss of water-binding ability. It is a mutagen, which means that it is capable of actually changing the information in genetic material found in the cells. A great solution to harmful hair and skin products includes cucumbers for the eyes, 1/4 vegetable oil with fresh herbs for a relaxing bath. raw eggs are also a great natural remedy - crack an egg or two into a clean glass jar and pat onto the skin, allow to dry then wash off or wash your hair in eggs. The protein in the yolks seal in protein and help keep hair and skin looking shiny but not oily and keeps hair strong. powered milk added into a warm bath can also keep skin young and fresh.
I chemically killed myself the day I was born. Everyday that I've used soaps, lotions, any makeup, shampoos, deodorant, or any other personal care item has added a little bit of a dangerous chemical into my bloodstream - after all its absorbed into the body through the skin. * Alcohol: Implicated in oral, tongue and throat cancer. * Aluminum: Skin irritant. May be related to nerve damage and brain disorders, such as Alzheimer’s. * Colors (coal tar dyes): Carcinogens, often contaminated with lead and arsenic. May cause eye damage. * Bentonite or Kaolin: Used to suffocate forest fires. May provide a suffocating barrier to the skin. * Benzoic or Benzyl: Contains enzene rings and toluene, potential cancer causing agents, endocrine disrupters, and may also cause birth defects. * Coal Tar Dyes: Do you eat crude oil? If you eat foods which contain synthetic dyes ("food color") then the answer is yes. These artificial colorings - which are found in familiar supermarket foods, medications, and some non-foods such as toothpaste and mouthwash - are synthesized from petroleum. They were originally made from coal tar oil, and are still referred to in the industry as "coal tar dyes." (Source: U.S. Food & Drug Administration) What's wrong with a little petrol in my diet? Scientists have found that these chemicals can trigger a wide number of behavior, learning and health problems. FD&C color or D&C color, may cause potentially severe allergic reactions, asthma attacks, headaches, nausea, fatigue, nervousness, lack of concentration, and cancer. * DEA or TEA (Diethanolamine): Foam-boosting surfactant. A potential carcinogen that may form carcinogenic nitrosamines. * Dioxins: A by-product that results from the process used to bleach paper at paper mills. Dioxin-treated containers sometimes transfer dioxins to the product itself. Recently in the news because it has been added to the list of known carcinogens. * Flavoring or Fragrance (Artificial): Some can be potentially carcinogenic and may cause brain damage. * Fluoride: Poison. Merck's index, the main reference book of the pharmaceutical profession, lists the industrial uses of fluoride compounds as "an insecticide, particularly for ants and roaches." Under the heading "Human Toxicity", the index says "Severe symptoms result from ingestion of 0.25 to 0.45 grams and death results from ingestion of 4 grams. * Formaldehyde: Poison. A toxic, colorless gas that is an irritant and a carcinogen. When combined with water, formaldehyde is used as a disinfectant, fixative, or preservative. Formaldehyde is found in many cosmetic products and conventional nail care systems. * Hair Color: Studies have linked hair coloring with certain cancers. Hair colorings made from coal-tar were given special exemption from bans when the Food, Drug and Cosmetic Act was passed in 1938. The FDA can't order these removed even if they are proven harmful. * Laureth (ethoxylated), or PEG: May contain dioxane, a potential cancer-causing agent, estrogen mimic, and endocrine disrupter. * Lye: Mixed with animal fat in soaps. Serious burns result if contact is made with skin before it is diluted. Very drying to skin and bar soap breeds germs. * Propylene Glycol: Shown to cause dermatitis, kidney and liver abnormalities in animal studies. May inhibit skin cell growth and be irritating to the skin. * Sodium Laureth/Lauryl Sulfate (SLES/SLS): Could contain nitrosamines and dioxane (potential carcinogens). May damage children’s teeth; contain endocrine disrupters, estrogen mimics; and possibly cause hair loss. Builds up in the heart, liver, lungs, and brain. Could retard healing, cause cataracts, roughen skin, and lead to improper eye development in children under 6 years. May cause mouth ulcers. * Sodium Fluoride: Has been shown to be a potential carcinogen. * Talc: A carcinogen that causes ovarian cancer in mammals. * Toluene: May be an endocrine disrupter, potential cancer-causing agent, and also may cause birth defects.
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