WELL I'M SITTING HERE IN MY SILKY BOXERS WITH HEARTS ALL OVER THEM AFTER A LITTLE LIGHT READING, I JUST FINISHED THE ILLIAD AND STARTED ON THE ODYSSEY.AND I THOUGHT I'D BLOG SOME THINGS THAT COME TO MIND.IT'S 3 A.M. SO WHAT THE HELL. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN VISITING AT A FRIENDS HOUSE AND FELT THE NEED TO PICK A BOOGER AND TRY TO FLICK IT OFF YOUR FINGER WITH OUT ANY ONE NOTICING, BUT YOU CAN'T BECAUSE IT STUCK TO YOUR FINGER? SO YOU WAIT UNTIL THEY LEAVE THE ROOM SO YOU CAN THROW IT AWAY, BUT THEY WON'T LEAVE SO YOU HAVE TO TRY AND WIPE IT ON THE WALL WITHOUT THEM SEEING YOU. WHY DO WE PARK IN A DRIVE WAY AND YET WE DRIVE ON A PARK WAY? IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND THERE'S NO ONE THERE TO HEAR IT DOES ANYONE GIVE A DAMN IF IT MAKES A SOUND? BOOBIES, NO THOUGHT THERE I JUST WANTED TO TYPE THAT WORD! IF A WOODCHUCK COULD CHUCK WOOD HOW MUCH WOOD WOULD A WOODCHUCK CHUCK? POOP!, JUST ANOTHER WORD I WANTED TO TYPE IN HERE. HAVE YOU EVER TOUCHED YOURSELF AND PROMISED NOT TO TELL ANYONE? AND IF SO WHILE YOU WERE TOUCHING YOURSELF HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT DAMN I'M SEXY?...I HAVE! DAMN AND I PROMISED I WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE!THAT'S MY THOUGHTS AT 3 A.M., I MUST BE LONELY.
