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An Undead Episode..Part One

The adrenaline rushed through me. My lungs heaved and heart slowly stopped pounded in my chest and ears. It seemed so loud the people next door could hear it, but they were dead. I looked back at the floor, and saw my mother, well, the thing that was my mother, decapitated. I looked at him, with so many questions in my eyes, but spoke only one thing…. “How did you kill her? I mean, she was dead! But, but, she wasn’t! She came back to life but it wasn’t her!” “She became the undead dear. If you or I didn’t kill her, she would have killed us. It’s simple really…. Haven’t you seen a zombie flick or read a horror story before? Destroy the brain… destroy the zombie!” He explained with a glee in his eye. “So what do we do now?” I asked him, expecting the worst. “We get the fuck outta here. This isn’t a safe place, I haven’t seen a living person on this whole block and nightfall approaches in a few hours. “ “Okay, where will we go?” “I have a place nearby that’s a solid brick house, it has a bunker we can stay in until tomorrow. Grab some food, and any weapons you can find. I don’t care if it is a decorative sword, it has a use. Once we get to my place, we can investigate how bad the situation has become and well….” “Well what? That’s it? I mean… there has to be something we can do… isn’t there?” I could hear the fear in my words as I spoke them. He grabbed me and pulled me close to him, peering into my eyes. “All we can do is save ourselves. I want you to promise me one thing… one thing only… that you will do as I say, when I say, and if one of those things bite me…. Kill me. Then sever my head. Trust me when I say that I would do the same to you.” “I understand”, I say backing away a little. “I know that they aren’t who they were before they…” I gulped, “turned into one of those things.” “Nightfall is approaching, if we don’t head off to my cellar now, than we won’t be able to leave tonight. We can travel if needed at night, but I don’t recommend it.” He started walking to the door. “It will all be clear to you soon, there are many things that you will learn, and hopefully, not the hard way. Grab your shit, I and I mean, something to arm yourself, and lets hit the road.” “Should grab some clothes or…” He cut me off.” Look, you don’t need a fucking wardrobe to fight zombies. The more time you sit here and think about your precious personal items, the less time he have to get the fuck outta here.” What a dick. Fuck he just killed my mom and now he wants to chew me out for wanting to grab a change of clothes? Maybe he has a point but damn! “Fine, look, I am not trying to piss you off. Let’s just go. If you look above my fireplace, you will find a hatchet, that’s the only thing I have that I can think of besides steak knives. Its on the way out, so it won’t delay us in getting to your place.” “The hatchet will do, but I am surprised you don’t have any guns? Fuck it, nevermind, we need to go. Stay right behind me. I have a crowbar and a 35mm in my glove box. Always look around you, they could be anywhere. They may not move fast, but they move towards life. You forget to check your surroundings for a few seconds and those fuckers are three inches from ripping life right out of you. “ He said as we headed towards the door. “Do you think these things will be outside? You said the block was quiet.” “Quiet isn’t a good thing.” He turned the door handle and pushed me behind him.” Check every direction.” He stuck his head out the door, and then stepped out, grabbing my arm with him. “ Book it , we need to get in my truck now before we see anything.” He unlocked the truck as we ran towards the driveway. I could see the sun in the horizon; the sky was a brilliant orange and purple. He hopped in and cranked the engine, as I slid in the passenger seat. “Pull out that 35 in the glove box. Do you know to fire a gun?” “It’s been awhile, you got any ammo in here?” I asked reaching for the gun. He nodded, and smiled as I sized up the gun. He started backing out of the driveway. There was a box of ammo tucked underneath the papers. “You know, you could get in trouble for having a loaded concealed gun right?” “Not like that matters now does it? I would be surprised if we actually ran into a pig that was even alive.” He had a funny smirk on his face, and squeezed my thigh. I wanted to just lay on him, but I couldn’t take my eyes off the road, and the houses down the street. It was silent, not even dogs barking, no cars on the road, almost as if time had completely stood still. Never had I seen the neighborhood in such a mannerism. “It is about a 10 minute drive if we are lucky. Keep your eyes peeled… you see anything, anything at all, just tell me. Oh and another thing….” “Yeah baby?” “ Don’t forget that I love you.” I turned away and smiled, and looked at the street ahead. Its about time he said it.....

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i am off TO PARTY!!!

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A Few Dating Terms Explained DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future. EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in her chest. FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing. INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man,usually interpreted by the man as "playing hard to get." IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together. NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does. SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love. ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person. LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet. LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

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The Intelligent Student's Guide to the New World Order By Erica Carle What is the New World Order? The essence of the New World Order (NWO) or world management system is that it is management by social engineers, rather than government based on a written constitution. How you are affected by this management system depends on what the social engineers decide the system should do for you and require of you. The social engineers and system managers think of themselves as scientists applying the scientific method to the control of group behavior. Your behavior and your relationships are regarded as the subject of investigation and control by those who call themselves social scientists. You are among their test animals, and you have no say in, and often no knowledge of, experiments that involve you. If the NWO is totally implemented, your independence, individuality, and freedom will be gone. There is nothing new about the idea of managing others, or even of controlling the whole world. That has been the goal of social philosophers for thousands of years. However, we need not go back over ancient history. We are concerned primarily with what has been going on in our own generations. This we can understand quite well if we confine ourselves to the Nineteenth and Twentieth Centuries. Goals of the New World Order To begin to understand the New World Order (NWO) you need to forget what you have been told about philosophical differences between Republicans and Democrats; left and right; Socialists and Libertarians; business and labor; liberal and conservative; black and white, etc.. The planners of the New World Order know they must use, influence, and cater to all of these groups to accomplish the goals they are seeking, which are: Consolidate everything. Commercialize everything. Classify everything. Claim everything. Control everything. We might call these goals the five Cs of the New World Order. If it is fully empowered, free speech, personality, personal goals and decisions, individual responsibility, private property, private business, morality, Constitutional government, national sovereignty; and religious freedom can no longer be tolerated. Everyone in every country will be subject to the NWO management system. To quote the French mathematician/philosopher, Auguste Comte (1798-1857), one of the most significant early planners of the world management system: The most important object of this regenerated polity will be the substitution of Duties for Rights; thus subordinating personal to social considerations. The word Right should be excluded from political language, as the word Cause from the language of philosophy. 1 The only real life is the collective life of the race; individual life has no existence except as an abstraction. 2 He also wrote: When the system is fully regulated, the effect of this will be to secure greater unity, by diminishing the influence of personal character. 3 This means that to the NWO world management system planners you, as an individual, are considered to be without character or personality. Your personal life and personal goals are unimportant to them, unless those goals are consistent with the sociological, economic and religious goals of the New World Order. Public Schools and The New World Order To demonstrate how NWO sociological, economic and religious goals are being brought about we can look first at the public schools. Most students and parents think the purpose of public schools is to teach essential and interesting information, vocational and recreational skills, considerate and responsible behavior and an appreciation of our country's history and Constitution. After your formal education is over, your parents expect that you should be able to take responsibility for your own moral, material, and social well-being, and also the moral, material, and social well-being of any children you might have until they, too, are ready to claim such freedom for themselves. At one time the goal of those who planned the school curriculum in the local communities seemed to follow the wishes of parents and the needs of students. Now, however, those sociologists who have the power to affect policy in the public schools do not concern themselves with what you need, what your parents want for you, or with respect and support for the United States Constitution. Their primary goals are to CONSOLIDATE policies, COMMERCIALIZE instruction, CLASSIFY individuals, CLAIM jurisdiction, establish CONTROL, and train you to fit obediently into their world management system without hesitation or protest. In 1928, sociologist Ross L. Finney wrote: A new world is emerging in which the social structures will be of a different shape, the social resources of a different scope and caliber, than anything that history records. It is a new deal - in fact a different game with different cards; and we who are now alive are privileged to witness its beginning, however blind most of us may be to its implications for ourselves and our posterity. And for a new age, a new school! 4 National Council for the Social Studies An organization called the National Council for the Social Studies (NCSS), an offshoot of the National Education Association and a promoter of the New World Order, has CLAIMED power to determine what you should learn and what you should not learn in geography, history, government, economics, psychology, religion, world politics, etc.. These subjects were CONSOLIDATED decades ago by sociologists so they could present them together under one agenda called Social Studies. The leaders of NCSS now decide what you should be taught, how you should be taught, and how your achievement will be evaluated. In addition to the National Council for the Social Studies, the various states have state councils for the social studies. Through the efforts of state councils - oftentimes with the aid of the Education Commission of the States - bills are presented to state legislatures to make NCSS's curriculum standards legal requirements. After these standards are passed in your state, your local school board, your own teachers and your parents have little to say about what you should be expected to learn in these subjects. If you, your school, or community have different standards; if you do not try to live up to NCSS's standards for the New World Order, your schools can be closed or your community punished by depriving it of federal, foundation and state money. Grouping People to Control Them It is interesting to investigate how this takeover was accomplished. Like everything connected to the New World Order and the five Cs, CONTROL is accomplished by influencing groups, and most particularly group leaders. This is because people who are emotionally involved with groups respond to leadership. They also tend to feel CLASS loyalty. For example, when your elected officials CONSOLIDATE into groups and meet with elected officials from other areas, they frequently get carried away by the oratory and comradeship. Although they may not understand the full implications of the ideas the carefully-selected speakers and facilitators promote, the officials are maneuvered into feeling obligated to support what the group supports. By giving their loyalty to these secondary groups, the officials frequently betray the primary loyalty they owe to you and the citizens of the states, cities and counties they are supposed to serve. CONTROL of government officials, educators, congressmen, legislators, businessmen, city councils, school boards, etc. through organizations is part of the NWO plan for substitution of its system for the U.S. Constitution. Through CONSOLIDATION into national or international blanket organizations, one person or a small group of people can make decisions and set goals for hundreds of thousands, or even millions of people. They can set goals for you if you do not object. Always remember, whoever sets your goals or presents you with what they call a vision or a mission, CONTROLS your behavior. You had better understand fully any such commitment you are asked to make. Goal-Setting, Political Management Setting goals, and designing visions and missions for groups of people is one of the favorite preoccupations of the New World Order philosophers and managers. In education, goal setting and visioning serve to CONSOLIDATE policies so the NWO/NCSS curriculum can be established in schools throughout the country. When you hear someone who uses the phrase, We must. . . or variations of it such as, We need to. . ., It is essential that we. . ., etc, without adding, if we wish to . . , there is a pretty fair chance that person is trying to convince you to give up the idea of independent research and thinking so you will support whatever program or goals he or she might be promoting. It is unfortunate that few of our congressmen, state, county, and city legislators have been alert enough to detect the behavior management and CONTROL that have been directed toward them. Many of them have been deceived, flattered, coerced, bribed or blackmailed into surrendering their legitimate authority to New World Order decision makers. This, too, was planned. In 1906, sociologist Lester Ward explained how NWO legislation could be achieved: It must not be supposed that such legislation can be conducted to any considerable extent in the open sessions of legislative bodies. These will doubtless need to be maintained, and every new law should be finally adopted by a vote of such bodies, but more and more this will become a merely formal way of putting the final sanction of society on decisions that have been carefully worked out in what may be called the sociological laboratory. 5 Goals 2000 - Control is the Object Most of the governors of the United States are members of the National Governors' Association. They have national meetings to CONSOLIDATE their policy decisions. In 1990, a policy was declared to promote the adoption of national educational goals. The Republican Bush Administration had endorsed the idea in 1989. Multinational corporations and the U. S. Chamber of Commerce supported it. Then, in 1994, Congress (Democrats and Republicans) passed and funded the Goals 2000: Educate America Act. Originally, social studies was not included, but the NCSS saw to it that social studies was annexed to the national agenda. Its leaders appointed a task force to develop CONSOLIDATED curriculum standards. These were later adopted in most states as part of the Goals 2000: Educate America Act. Eight goals were chosen and publicized. The eight educational goals of Goals 2000 were not the important part of this operation. Any goals that sounded good, along with the money promised, could have enticed governors and state legislators to pass enabling legislation in their states. The real goals of Goals 2000 are to CONSOLIDATE leadership over all the states; CLAIM jurisdiction over curriculum to CONTROL what you and other students learn; and eventually to COMMERCIALIZE and CONTROL all educational resources through the use of charter schools and culture vouchers. It is no surprise to find now that the eight publicized goals have not been reached - and will not be reached by the Year 2000. Does this mean that CONSOLIDATED goal-setting and visioning will be discontinued? On the contrary! To the goal-setters it means merely that the Goals 2000: Educate America should be renamed, America's Education Goals, and should be extended beyond 2000 without a specific deadline. Even when failure is obvious and promises are not fulfilled, CONTROL, once gained, is never willingly relinquished by the NWO and United Nations regional government promoters. Failures of Public Schools In recent decades, public education has been subjected to a great deal of criticism. Because schools and curriculum have been interfered with by those who promote the NWO world management system, students were not learning what their parents, potential employers, and the students themselves, knew they ought to learn. Skill in reading, natural science, English, mathematics, foreign languages were dismally lacking in many high schools, and even college graduates. All kinds of excuses have been brought forward such as: The problem is with your parents because they do not take an interest in your schooling The problem is with you and other students because you do not work hard enough or take an interest in learning The schools are not using the right system of teaching. We need to experiment with new systems The problem is not enough money for education. If schools had more money they would produce better results The problem is segregation. We need to bus for integration Classrooms are overcrowded. We need more teachers Public schools should have tax-supported competition. We need charter schools and school vouchers And so it has gone for decades. Enemies of Learning Few of the explainers have revealed the possibility that you are not being properly taught because the NWO world management system does not want you to know too much. In his book, A Sociological Philosophy of Education, published in 1928 by the MacMillan Company, Ross L. Finney, Assistant Professor of Educational Sociology at the University of Minnesota, wrote the following about what should and should not be offered to students: ...a larger place in the curriculum ought to be given to the new humanities and the fine arts, especially the former; and that correspondingly less time and energy ought to be allotted to mathematics, formal English, and the foreign languages... 6 What we obviously need is a science of society. Since the time of [Auguste] Comte this has been the aspiration of modern scholarship. Instead of blundering and bungling along from one crisis to the next, science might render society really telic, and reduce social phenomena to CONTROL as it has done in the natural world.... (Emphasis mine) 7 If leadership by the intelligent is ever to be achieved, followership by the dull and ignorant must somehow be assured. Followership, quite as much as leadership, is, therefore, the crucial problem of the present crisis... 8 The safety of democracy is not to be sought, therefore, in the intellectual independence of the duller masses, but in their Intellectual dependence. Not in what they think, but in what they think they think... 9 The problem of democracy is which specialized sub-group is to function as cerebral cortex. That will depend upon who succeeds in drilling epigrams into the memories of the duller masses. If scientists and educators fail to do it, then selfish deceivers and exploiters will. But think for themselves the duller masses never can. 10 Those of us who do not agree with sociologists like Ross L. Finney are CLASSIFIED as selfish deceivers, exploiters, or members of the duller masses. NWO usurpers have nothing but contempt for us and our need to learn. Many parents, teachers, administrators, legislators and state governors, etc. have been taken in by the NWO agenda. There is little chance that your state and school are independent of NWO management system. Therefore, it is important that you begin to recognize enemies of learning even when they have college educations, advanced degrees, university, government and foundation support, and all the preplanned publicity they need to try to impress those of us whom they consider to be selfish deceivers, exploiters or the duller masses. Goals Statement for Schools You should understand that those who seek to CONTROL your education in order to limit your access to knowledge are not doing it because they love or respect you, but because they want to CLAIM and CONTROL you. The more you know about their goals and techniques, the easier it becomes to recognize efforts to CONTROL your thoughts. The more you know about history, geography, mathematics, English, science, etc. the more power you have to defend yourself against falsehood, deceit and domination. By establishing goals, missions, and visions, the NCSS has found a way to limit knowledge in all subjects. I remind you, he who chooses your goals controls your behavior. The social studies goal statement that has been chosen by the National Council for the Social Studies and adopted in similar, and sometimes identical form by the states is: ...to help young people develop the ability to make informed and reasoned decisions for the public good as citizens of a culturally diverse, democratic society in an interdependent world. Problem-Solving and Decision-Making To most people this sounds good, but please notice that it is all about politics and world CONSOLIDATION. Nothing is mentioned about what is good for you, about giving you the knowledge to make intelligent fact-base personal decisions, about helping you to prepare for a career of your own choice. Nothing is mentioned about what is good for your city, your county, your state, or the United States of America. No - you are treated as a dependent member of the New World Orders interdependent world. Interdependence means CONTROL by sociology's New World Order and loss of control over your own destiny. Curriculum goals, guidelines, and standards for states and local communities are patterned after those of the NCSS and United Nations NWO. In all cases, the curriculum is based on the idea of rational problem-solving and decision-making, and on what the NWO crowd calls interdependence. You are asked to make decisions related to pre-selected social problems based on the limited information available through classroom assignments. In this regard, it is important to know another behavior control fact. He who states the problem for you controls your thinking. Your thoughts and efforts are directed toward problems which have been selected for you. When you express an opinion about suggested social or personal problems, you accept the NWO agenda and acknowledge an obligation to share your thoughts on the problems with classmates. You can then be CLASSIFIED or grouped according to your public statements. Limiting Knowledge - Demanding Opinions Time spent learning facts and skills can be limited when it is taken up listening to and arguing about one another's uninformed opinions. Also, a special danger is involved in this problem-solving, decision-making type of education. You and your fellow students are encouraged to join groups and act immediately based on the opinions you express in the cIassroom - never taking into consideration that your opinions and decisions may change as you mature and have access to information from other sources. If you express the opinion that you would like to try drugs or engage in sexual activities; if you say you might steal or become violent; teachers are instructed not to warn you against such behavior or tell you that your decision is wrong or dangerous. That, say the curriculum planners, would be judgmental. No Right - No Wrong - Rational Conscience It is assumed that none of the problems or personal dilemmas presented can be prevented or solved by self control and moral behavior. How do curriculum planners justify this omission? Your teachers are told that any statement regarding morality is considered to be an unexamined belief based on authority. The National Council for the Social Studies says decision-making should be what they call rational, rather than being based on authority or conscience. For example, in Wisconsin teachers were advised: A child generally comes to school with what R. J. Havighurst calls an authoritarian conscience acquired from his parents through a progression of punishments and rewards. He soon learns that he is not equipped to deal with all the new situations which confront him. Peers and teachers join and sometimes supplant parents in helping him to find solutions which are often in conflict with those offered by his parents. His task, then, is to change from this early authoritarian conscience to a rational one. This requires that he learn a process for resolving to his own satisfaction the conflicts that will inevitably arise whenever change or confrontation with an opposing view makes him question his existing values. 11 Decisions Based on Conscience Not Allowed When you are taught to doubt your own conscience in favor of rational decision-making, many types of destructive, obnoxious, and immoral behavior will no longer be objectionable to you. You learn to find reasons to justify whatever behavior might have emotional appeal. Unbelievable as it may seem, teachers in Wisconsin actually were warned against holding students to traditional high standards: Traditionally there was little question that the schools should promote such values as the following: Respect Property. Be respectful of adults. Say please and thank you at appropriate times. Do not use profane language or bad grammar. Be neat and clean. Do not lie or cheat. Now, however, in some situations these are quite controversial. Many lawsuits and community controversies have focused on the meaning of and clean, for example. [?] Several recent surveys indicate that cheating in school, rather than being unacceptable, has become the norm, and most students feel no guilt about cheating. Standards of profanity are constantly changing and words that one rarely heard used in public a few years ago are now heard a great deal. While many may not like these developments, it is very necessary for teachers to recognize that they are taking place. 12 Teachers Are Intimidated By The NWO Knowing what you now know about the goals of the New World Order, you can understand that the above instruction to teachers could be taken as a veiled threat, better not telling them they had better not criticize the behaviors mentioned. Doing so might make them vulnerable to law suits, or perhaps, discipline by their superiors. Thus, the Wisconsin Department of Public instruction, following the guidelines of the NCSS, actually promoted the idea that it is acceptable for you and your fellow students to be thieving, disrespectful, ungrateful, profanity-using, sloppy, and dirty lying cheaters who have no conscience, and therefore no feelings of guilt for such behavior. The United Nations New World Order does not need people of character. It needs only those who are pliable and manageable. Creating Problems Problem creation is another unbelievable aspect of NWO education. According to the NCSS, one of the main duties of teachers is to create emotional problems for you: Any attempt by a teacher to create a problem without arousing students emotionally can only result in a pseudo-problem. When students are disturbed, upset, perhaps even angry, they are closer to having a problem than is ever the case when teachers make the preservation of objectivity their only concern. A teacher can sometimes create in students a feeling that their beliefs, concepts or values are inadequate in some respect. When students are puzzled over what to believe, they are more likely to have an authentic problem in their possession... 13 If the student is to become engaged in problem-solving he must be doubtful, uncertain or puzzled concerning something within his experience and have the desire through inquiry to remove the doubt. As long as he is certain of the truth or goodness of a particular idea or action, or as long as he is unconcerned, indifferent about the matter, he is not involved in problem-solving. Hence, the initial task confronting the teacher is that of creating the state of uncertainty or doubt in the mind of the student. . .the teacher must implant the element of doubt. 14 Strategies Used to Create Problems Since the presence of the element of doubt or puzzlement is a necessary condition for the initiation of problem-solving activity, let us consider teaching strategies which are likely to evoke such reactions... The teacher can present the students with a problem within the context of the content. The teacher can encourage the students to discover a problem within the context of the content. The teacher can convert the unexamined beliefs of students into problems. The teacher can point up conflicts within the students pattern of beliefs, thus creating problems. The teacher can point up conflicts within the course content, thus creating problems. 15 Teaching problem-solving, decision-making, and interdependence may have sounded good to many teachers, school board members, local curriculum coordinators, legislators, parents, and students. However, if they had the opportunity to read the above, and what the NCSS curriculum planners mean when they promote this type of education, all of those affected might be more hesitant before giving their sanction. Changing Beliefs Remember, the NWO planners and managers want CONTROL, but they know for certain that they cannot make you go along with their plans if you are aware of their intentions and if you are firmly convinced that to do so would be wrong. That is why so many methods have been devised to help you question or change your mind about what you believe. If the New World Order is to succeed in reaching its goals, Judaism and Christianity are among the religions which have to be eliminated. People who are guided by the Bible, the Ten Commandments and what the Bible teaches about God, cannot be depended upon to be totally dedicated to the sociological goals of a world management system. They cannot be intimidated into exchanging morals and conscience for sociological goals. This is why the system does not tolerate competition. Its own Positive religion or religion of Humanity must prevail. Sociologys founder, Auguste Comte, wrote: By speaking of Positivism as organic, we imply that it has a social purpose; that purpose being to supersede Theology in the spiritual direction of the human race. 16 and, Sociology is once for all substituted for Theology as the basis for the religious government of mankind. 17 and, The last step in this long course of training is now establishing the true form of subjectivity by substitution of Sociology for Theology. 18 In 1929, Ross L. Finney was among those working on a new morality for the managed society. He wrote: Nor can the new regime be operated with the beliefs of the old regime. . .As for the ideals by which we live, they too must be thought out de novo, and built into an adequate and effective new system of moral education. 19 The End of Freedom The NWO management systems moral education has nothing to do with freedom or the principles and ideals on which our nation was founded. The late B. F. Skinner, a Harvard University psychologist, put it this way: The hypothesis that man is NOT FREE is essential to the application of scientific method to the study of human behavior. 20 If you do not want to be a sociologically-controlled and semi-ignorant member of the United Nations New World Order, you need to recognize the importance of knowledge and reject attempts at emotional manipulation and knowledge limitation. The problem-solving and decision-making system of education uses you, plays on your emotions, and tries to alienate you from those who should be closest to you. It creates animosity between you and your classmates; wastes valuable learning time by forcing you to form opinions and listen to the uninformed opinions of your classmates; and discourages intelligent and moral behavior. It turns you against your own country and its Constitution in favor of the United Nations' New World Order management system. What Can You Do? Learn to recognize when you are being used, rather than informed. Learn to recognize when you are being led astray. Be like a conscientious researcher and reporter. Do not be afraid to ask probing questions whenever you have doubts about the philosophy behind educational projects, exercises and games, especially if they seem to you to be totally useless or destructive. If you are to have any hope of keeping the gift of freedom with which you've been blessed, you must know and share the truth. If you have concerns about your education, share them with your parents. Few parents have any idea what goes on in school. It is their responsibility to find out, and your responsibility to help them. You are not a test animal created to serve the ambition of social scientists and world managers. Do not allow your education to be limited and corrupted as if all you needed was to be trained in obedience to the system of the unConstitutional New World Order. And remember, if you truly desire it, all knowledge is yours: Ask, and it shalt be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shalt be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened. - Matthew 7:7,8~
NEW YORK (Reuters) - By day Sandra Martinez works at a New York law firm, but by night she throws off her conservative image and becomes "Sandra Claws" -- an amateur female Jell-O wrestler. At a grungy live music bar on New York's Lower East Side, she joined 11 other women to do battle -- several for the first time -- in a blue, blow-up kiddie pool decorated with orange fish and filled with warm, clear clumps of an unflavored version of the gelatin dessert. "It (lets us do) things we probably want to do to women sometimes that we dislike, but we have a forum where we can express it in a fun and safe way," said Martinez, a 27-year-old business development specialist. Her competitors, with day jobs including nanny and marketing manager, introduce each other by stage names -- Tinsel the Bohemian Christmas Fairy, Parcel of Power, Chocolate Thunder and Backhand Betty. "The show is done for the girls, put together by girls, as something that's a fun, friendly competition," said Dana Sterling, 31, who has organized the "Amateur Female Jello Wrestling" competition once a month for the last three years. "It's really hard to explain to my mother," said Sterling, who by day works as a lighting designer. "It really is a sport, it's a satire sport." Wearing a glittering gold swimsuit, black satin ruffle skirt and white curly wig, Herricane -- who by day is 33-year-old marketing manager Mickie King -- takes to the stage punching the air, shouting: "I'm ready, I have got wind, I'm ready." The crowd gathers around the pool, which sits on top of four old mattresses roped together. Jell-O flecks the audience as the fighters roll around, attempting to pin each other to the ground for three seconds. Several competing women said the concept of female Jell-O wrestling conjured an image of sleazy men watching naked women roll around, but that Sterling's event was far from that. "We work hard to promote it as a feminist thing and the night is really like a community night in that it is really what the women make of it," said Annie Rock, 26, one of the organizers. "It's definitely aggression release. It's sexy as well, throwing women around in Jell-O," King said. To get male fans into what she called the "silly" mood of the evening, Sterling gets a few men up on stage for a hoola hoop competition. She also skews the door price so that women pay $3 entry, men accompanied by women pay $7 and men on their own pay $15.

What is Right

what is right.. Current mood: aggravated i'm gonna find you one of these nights but in this wall i have built something feels not right In the tower up above i look down in fright just to think that a thought could send you aflight. I choose not to love I choose not to fight I choose moral devotion I choose myself tonight
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yo mamma.. number three

You mum is like a rugby game, everyone gets a try. Your mum is like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen. Your mum is like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked. Your mum is so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery. Your mum is so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook. Your mum is like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day. mum’s so stupid she clamped her own car. Your mum is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 it was on a scale. Your mum is so fat she went bowling and got a group discount. >Your mum’s so stupid she paid for free parking. Your mum’s so stupid she tried to put a DVD in a video player. Your mum’s so stupid she tripped on a wire of a cordless phone. >Your mum’s so stupid she asked “what is the number for 999” Your mum’s so fat she got stuck in the Grand Canyon Your mum’s so fat she sat down and caused an earthquake. our mum's so short you can see her feet in her drivers license picture our mum's so old she sat behind Jesus at school Your mum is so old she waited tables at the last supper >Your mum is so stupid she asked how much does a penny sweet cost> Your mum is so dumb she got locked in a supermarket and still starved to death Your mum is so dumb she got locked in a clothes store and came out naked >Your mum is so dumb she got locked in a toilet and wet herself Your mum's so fat she makes Free Willy look like a tic-tac Your mum is so fat when she stepped on the scales it said "one at a time" Your mum is so fat her belt is the equator Your mum is so fat she comes from both sides of the family Your mum is so ugly they dip her face in dough to make monster cookies Your mum is like a door, the more you bang it, the looser it gets Your mum is so fat that when she has a bath she fills the bath and then puts the water in Your mum's so fat every time she turns around its her birthday Your mum's so fat that you have to dry her clothes on the driveway Your mum is so fat when she farts she makes an eruption Your mum's so fat she got on the scales and it said to be continued Your mum's so stupid she tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order Your mum's so dumb she got locked in a furniture shop and slept on the floor Your mum's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on top of her Your mum is like the village football, everyone gets a kick Your mum's so hairy you got carpet burn when you were born Your mum, enough said! Your mum is like a TV, she gets turned on by black knobs Your mum is so fat that when she went to Hong Kong people started yelling at her saying
"Look Godzilla." Your mum is so fat, its hard to tell the difference between her knickers and a bed sheet Your mum's like the village bicycle, everybody has had a ride Your mum is so fat that when she was lying on the beach Greenpeace came and tried to roll her back into the water Your mum so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat people yell "taxi" Your mum is so stupid when she got a job at an M&M factory she got fired for throwing out the W's Your mum is so fat she every time she turns around they give her a welcome back party Your mum is so fat that when she wanted to go through a door they had to grease the frames and hold a Mars bar on the other side Your mum is so ugly that when she went to a ugly competition they said sorry no professionals Your mum is so fat she has got her own postcode Your mum is so dumb she fell out the window ironing the curtains >Your mum is so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard Your mum is so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side Your mum's like a DIY store, 1p a screw Your mum is so fat that she plays pool with the planets Your mum is so old she farts dust Your mum is so old when God said "let there be light" she flipped the switch Your mum so fat that when she fell down wearing a yellow shirt everyone yelled, "Look, the sun is falling!" >Your mum is so fat that she needs planning permission to sit dow Your mum's like a bowling ball, picked up fingered and thrown in the gutterYour mum is so ugly, when she went to a haunted house she came out with an application form Your mums so fat she went out wearing high heels and came back in flip flops Your mum is so ugly she makes blind kids cry< Your mum is so big, fat and clumsy when she was walking to Asda she tripped over Sainsbury's and landed on Tesco Your mum's so fat when she went down a rainbow skittles popped out Your mum's arse is so big when she sits down she's 3 foot taller Your mum's teeth are so yellow when she smiles Bob Marley comes out and sings "the sun is shining" our mum is so poor the light went out and she said who turned off the heating? Your mum is so fat NASA are going to use her to fill the hole in the ozone layer >Your mum's so thick she sits on the telly and watches the sofa Your mum is a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and nailed a hundred times Your mum's armpits are so hairy it looks like she's got Bob Marley in a headloc >Your mum is so short she can do cartwheels under the bed your mum's so fat while I was shagging her I burnt my arse on the light bulb Your mum is so fat when she bends over naked she leaves skid marks on the ceiling >Your mum is so poor she had to put her cardboard box up for second mortgage >Your mum's so fat every time she ties her shoelaces there's an eclipse< Your mum's so fat I slapped her arse and rode the wave in Your mum is so poor she chased after the bin lorry with a shopping list Your mum's so poor, when I came to your house and stepped on a button, she said, "No, my life savings" Your mum's like a light switch, even a 5 year old can turn her on >Your mum's gap between her teeth is so wide, I didn't know whether to smile or kick a field goal Your mum is so ugly the dog fucks her leg with its eyes closed
Your mum is so fat she uses a bed as a tampon Your mum is so old I slapped her back and her tits fell off Your mum's so fat she got baptized at sea world The difference between your mum and a cockerel is that a cockerel says cockadoodaldoo and she says anycockwilldo Your mum is so fat when she went bungee jumping there was a total eclipse of the sun Your mum is so fat that when she jumped off a cliff she got stuck in the air Your mum is so stupid when she was in court the judge said "Order In The Court" your mum said I'll have some fries and a coke please Your mum is so fat that she jumped into the ocean and the whales started singing we are family Your mum's so fat she passed by the TV and I missed the whole show Your mum's so fat that her flat has become a bungalow Your mum is so fat that when she took of her fishnet tights her bum looked like a waffle Your mum is so fat that when a bus ran into her she said, ;Who threw that rock? Your mum is so dumb, when she stepped on her fags she said, Who turned off the heater? Your mum is so fat that when her pager goes everyone thinks she's reversing Your mum is so fat when I was fucking her I burnt my ass on the light bulb!< Your mum is so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when a train hit her Your mum is so fat that when she went to the dressing parlour they said, We don't sell curtains. Your mum's like KFC, cheap, greasy and a box to stick your bone in
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