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Is This Guy Nuts?

A man and his wife were working in their garden one day when the man looks over at his wife and says: 'Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.' With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measures the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.
 
'Yes, I was right; your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!'  The woman chose to ignore her husband.
                         

Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. 'What's wrong?' he asks.. ...............

She answers: 'Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?

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