For most of my life, I have always had more female friends than male friends. The fact is I find myself more comfortable not dealing with the testosterone bullshit. I love women and everyone knows that.
"All I want is a nice guy...." and then they cry on my shouylder. ENOUGH!!!! When I was an asshole, I had to beat them off with a stick. My ex-fiance turned me into the "Gentle Guy" you now see before you. WOMEN WANT ASSHOLES!!!!! Admit it and stop saying you don't.
Nice guys are NOT handsome! We all look like me... Tall, thin and goofy looking! Nice Guys do NOT ignore you! Even when we don't want to hear what you are saying, we listen because we care. Nice Guys are NOT rich with money! We count friends are our most precious treasure! Nice Guys do NOT drive nice cars! We are too broke because we spend our money on other people first because it makes US happy! Nice Guys do NOT get violent and hit you! We only get vicious when we see a friend hurt and then we scare you with our fierceness (Didn't know we had a side like that did you?). Nice Guys do Not brush you off when you date someone new. Instead we cry on the inside as it tears us apart knowing once again, you have chosen someone that could never love you as much as we do.
So for a moment, allow me to let the asshole out. WAKE THE FUCK UP OR SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!! Either see us "Nice Guys" standing in front of us or tell the truth and date another asshole.
