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> >
> > >Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest
> > almost fell down when
> > >he saw him. Murphy had never been seen in church in
> > his life.
> > >
> > >After Mass, the priest caught up with Murphy and
> > said, "Murphy, I am so
> > >glad you decided to come to Mass, what made you
> > come?"
> > >
> > >Murphy said, "I got to be honest with you Father, a
> > while back, I
> > >misplaced me hat and I really, really love that
> > hat. I know that McGlynn
> > >had a hat just like me hat, and I knew that McGlynn
> > come to church every
> > >Sunday. I also knew that McGlynn had to take off
> > his hat during Mass and
> > >figured he would leave it in the back of church.
> > so, I was going to leave
> > >after Communion and steal McGlynn's hat."
> > >
> > >The priest said, "Well, Murphy, I notice that you
> > didn't steal McGlynn's
> > >hat. What changed your mind?"
> > >
> > >Murphy said, "Well, after I heard your sermon on
> > the 10 Commandments, I
> > >decided that I didn't need to steal McGlynn's hat."
> > >
> > >The priest gave Murphy a big smile and said; "After
> > I talked about 'Thou
> > >Shalt Not Steal' you decided you would rather do
> > without your hat than
> > >Burn in Hell, right ?"
> > >
> > >Murphy shook his head and said, "No, Father, after
> > you talked about 'Thou
> > >Shalt Not Commit Adultery' I remembered where I
> > left me hat."
