If I can be serious for moment. I don't know anyone personally with this affliction, but believe me if I did I would have already cured ALL their ills. Some of U might know people with this affliction, and that is why I am calling upon the ones who do to help rid the planet of these people. YES YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE
Story. So I'm perched off my patio today daydreaming about movies that won't be made about ME when I'm dead, right. I look down to see this lil' young thuggish looking gangsta wanna be stupid ass thunder cat coming out of house. CUTE...I love all God's children. However, He's wearing these bluejean shorts that, when I was in elementary school, we called em' "Jams" (can I get an amen from anyone that remembers those). His shorts came almost to his ankles (I said almost) with the socks rolled up? How odd I say. Until I notice that the waistline to his shorts was like below his ass cheeks, and the only thing concealing his ashy butt was some boxers underneath a dirty wife beater tank. Oh it gets better...this ignoranus WAS WEARING A BELT. Excuse me I don't think I read that right. I SAID HE WAS WEARING A BELT!!!
History lesson. Jaidan is gonna teach so gather 'round and keep your damn mouths shut...
Back in the late 70's in a maximum prison in MY great state of New York called Rikers Island. Within this prison, much like highschool, there were cliques. Now if your clique wanted to buddy buddy with another clique for whatever reason, you wouldsend over, what is in prison terms, is known as a "care package". A care package is simply the gay dude or dudes that "service the line". If I were the leader of a gang and I wanted an alliance with another I would send my best bitch over and take care of the guy.
How does one identify a true prison bitch...well for one it's the guy switchin' and poppin' all around the yard. Or it could be the one with "jailgasm" on his breath. Then there is the obvious...HE'S THE GUY WITH HIS PANTS HUNG SNUGGLY AROUND THE LOWER PART OF HIS ASS!!! They do that for easy access. C'mon people, do we not do our research or watch OZ?
Ya know, there is nothing wrong with being poor, or broke, or struggling to make it. What justifies the satisfaction is knowing that efforts are being made to have better. But why advertise that U are just totally fucked? Why walk around in public with your ass out like that? U aren't gonna get no woman lookin' like that. Well, if U do it's because she's a hood rat herself...some lil' stank booty hefer mad cuz JAI won't look twice, HA!
These guys tell me thats the style of a thug. I tell them thats the style of a hooker. Cuz they both walk around in public with their ass out. Now hookers attract men with their ass all exposed like that. These guys only seem to flock towards other guys that have their ass out....I'm not one to assume, but if they aren't into drugs then they must be butt hustlin' or something... I don't know.
I pray U, help me teach these lads that lexington is not one big ho stroll. We don't wanna see somebody's lil skrawny narrow half a ass everytime we go outside. Be proud of who U are on the inside. Then again, if who U are on the inside is a young gay hooker, "Jesus loves the little child'ren. All the children of the world."
class dismissed
