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created on 11/16/2007  |  http://fubar.com/interesting/b155391

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look

at TV commercials and see if they could use them in 20 ways

to communicate ideas about God. 

  
   
Here are some of the results: scroll down.


God is like. 
BAYER ASPIRIN 

He works miracles. 


God is like. 

A FORD 
He's got a better idea.. 


God is like. 

COKE 
He's the  real thing. 


(This is great)


God is like. 

HALLMARK CARDS 
He cares enough to send His  very best. 


God is like. 

TIDE 
He gets the stains out others leave behind. .. 


God is like. 

GENERAL ELECTRIC 

He  brings good things to life. 


God is like.

WAL-MART 
He has everything. 

God is like. 

ALKA-SELTZER 
Try Him, you'll like Him 


God is like. 

SCOTCH TAPE 
You can't see Him, but you know He's there. 


God is like.. 

DELTA 
He's ready when you are. 


God is like. 

ALLSTATE 
You're in good hands with Him. 
  

God is like. 

VO-5 Hair Spray 
  ; 
He holds through all kinds of weather 


God is like. 

DIAL SOAP 

Aren't you  glad you have Him?  Don't you wish everybody did?

(that one is my favorite)


 


 

God is like 
The U..S. POST OFFICE 
Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will keep Him from

His appointed destination. 


 

God is like. 
Chevrolet. . . .the heart beat of America   

God is like 
Maxwell House. ... . 
Good to the very last drop 
 


 

God is like. 
. . . . 
He is the quicker picker upper. . Can handle the tough jobs. ..

And He won't fall apart on you 



Forward this to everyone you know so that they can know what God is like......

( Only if you want to)! 
BLESSINGS FROM 
MY HOUSE TO YOUR  HOUSE

A professor at CCNY for a physiological psych class told his class about bananas.  He said the expression "going bananas" is from the effects of bananas on the brain.  Read on:
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Never, put your banana in the refrigerator!!!

This is interesting.

After reading this, you'll never look at a banana in the same way again..


Bananas contain three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber. A banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy.

Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes.

But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit.
It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet..
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Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:
Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Anemia :
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it perfect to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.
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Brain Power:
200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school ( England ) were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:
High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:
One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.
Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves:
Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

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Overweight
and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers.. In Thailand , for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking &Tobacco Use:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance.. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in The New England Journal of Medicine, eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Warts:
Those keen on natural alternatives swear that if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!

So, a banana really is a natural remedy for many ills. When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrate, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"
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PASS IT ON TO YOUR FRIENDS

PS: Bananas must be the reason monkeys are so happy all the time! I will add one here; want a quick shine on our shoes?? Take the INSIDE of the banana skin, and rub directly on the shoe...polish with dry cloth. Amazing fruit
!!!  

Just Stay

 

 A nurse took the tired, anxious serviceman to the bedside. 


"Your son is here," she said to the old man.


She had to repeat the words several times before the patient's eyes opened.


Heavily sedated because of the pain of his heart attack, he dimly saw the young uniformed Marine standing outside the oxygen tent. He reached out his hand. The Marine wrapped his toughened fingers around the old man's limp ones, squeezing a message of love and encouragement.

The nurse brought a chair so that the Marine could sit beside the bed.All through the night the young Marine sat there in the poorly lighted ward, holding the old man's hand and offering him words of love and strength.  Occasionally, the nurse suggested that the Marine move away and rest awhile.

 

He refused. Whenever the nurse came into the ward, the Marine was oblivious of her and of the night noises of the hospital...the clanking of the oxygen tank, the laughter of the night staff members exchanging greetings, the cries and moans of the other patients.

Now and then she heard him say a few gentle words. The dying man said nothing, only held tightly to his son all through the night.

Along towards dawn, the old man died. The Marine released the now lifeless hand he had been holding and went to tell the nurse. While she did what she had to do, he waited.

Finally, she returned. She started to offer words of sympathy, but the Marine interrupted her.

"Who was that man?" he asked.

 

The nurse was startled, "He was your father," she answered.

 

"No, he wasn't," the Marine replied. "I never saw him before in my life."

"Then why didn't you say something when I took you to him?"

"I knew right away there had been a mistake,  but I also knew he needed his son, and his son just wasn't here.

 When I realized that he was too sick to tell whether or not I was his son, knowing how much he needed me, I stayed."

 

     I came here tonight to

     find a Mr. William Grey.

     His Son was Killed in Iraq

     today, and I was sent to

     inform him. What was this

     Gentleman's Name?

 

     The Nurse with Tears in

     Her Eyes Answered,

     Mr. William Grey.



The next time someone needs you...just be there.  Stay.

 

 

**************

 

 WE ARE NOT HUMAN BEINGS GOING THROUGH A 
TEMPORARY SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE.


WE ARE SPIRITUAL BEINGS GOING THROUGH A TEMPORARY HUMAN EXPERIENCE.



PLEASE PASS THIS ONE ON AND GOD WILL BLESS YOU!
THIS IS WHAT WE ARE PUT ON THIS EARTH TO DO ANYWAY.  RIGHT ?

 

HAVE A GREAT DAY AND BLESS SOMEONE ELSE IN SOME LITTLE WAY TODAY!
GOD IS SO GOOD.

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials

In ages!!!  It explains things better than all

The baloney you hear on TV.

Her point:

Recently large demonstrations have taken place

Across the country protesting the fact that Arizona

Is addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

image001295.jpg

image00212.gifCertain people are angry that

The US might protect its own

Borders, might make it harder

To sneak into this country and,

Once here, to stay indefinitely.

image0039.gifLet me see if I correctly understand

The thinking behind these protests.

Let's say I break into your house.

Let's say that when you discover

Me in your house, you insist that I leave.

image0044.gifBut I say, 'No! I like it here.

It's better than my house. I've made all

The beds and washed the

Dishes and did the laundry

And swept the floors. I've

Done all the things you don't

Like to do. I'm hard-working

And honest

(except for when I broke into your house).

According to the protesters:

image0057.gifYou are Required to let me stay in your house

You are Required to feed me

You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan

You are Required to Educate my kids

You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family

(my husband will do all of your yard work because

He is also hard-working and honest, except for that

Breaking in part).

image00616.jpgIf you try to call the police or force me out,

I will call my friends who will picket your

House carrying signs that proclaim my

RIGHT to be there.

image00717.jpgIt's only fair, after all, because you have

A nicer house than I do, and I'm just

Trying to better myself.  I'm a hard-working

And honest, person, except for well,

You know, I did break into your house

And what a deal it is for me!!!

image0082.gifI live in your house, contributing only a

Fraction of the cost of my keep, and

There is nothing you can do about it

Without being accused of cold,

image0091.gifUncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and

Bigoted behavior.

image0102.gifOh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn

MY LANGUAGE!!! So you can

Communicate with me.

image0111.gifWhy can't people see how ridiculous

This is? Only in America .

If you agree, pass it on ( in English )..

Share it if you see the value of  it.

If not blow it off.........

Along with your future Social Security

Funds, and a lot of other things.

The yellow shirt had long sleeves, four extra-large pockets trimmed in black thread and snaps up the front.  It was faded from years of wear, but still in decent shape.  I found it in 1963 when I was home from college on Christmas break, rummaging through bags of clothes Mom intended to give away.. 

'You're not taking that old thing, are you?' Mom said when she saw me packing the yellow shirt.  'I wore that when I was pregnant with your brother in 1954!'


 

 

 'It's just the thing to wear over my clothes during art class, Mom.  Thanks!'  I slipped it into my suitcase before she could object..  The yellow shirt be came a part of my college wardrobe.  I loved it.

 After graduation, I wore the shirt the day I moved into my new apartment and on Saturday mornings when I cleaned. 


 

 

 

The next year, I married.  When I became pregnant, I wore the yellow shirt during big-belly days.  I missed Mom and the rest of my family, since we were in Colorado and they were in Illinois .  But, that shirt helped.  I smiled, remembering that Mother had worn it when she was pregnant, 25 years earlier. 


 

  

That Christmas, mindful of the warm feelings the shirt had given me, I patched one elbow, wrapped it in holiday paper and sent it to Mom.  When Mom wrote to thank me for her 'real' gifts, she said the yellow shirt was lovely..  She never mentioned it again.. 


  

 

The next year, my husband, daughter and I stopped at Mom and Dad's to pick up some furniture.  Days later, when we uncrated the kitchen table, I noticed something yellow taped to its bottom.  The shirt! 


 

 

And so the pattern was set. 


 

 
 

On our next visit home, I secretly placed the shirt under Mom and Dad's mattress.  I don't know how long it took for her to find it, but almost two years passed before I discovered it under the base of our living-room floor lamp.  The yellow shirt was just what I needed now while refinishing furniture.  The walnut stains added character. 


 

 

 

In 1975 my husband and I divorced.  With my three children, I prepared to move back to Illinois .  As I packed, a deep depression overtook me.  I wondered if I could make it on my own.   I wondered if I would find a job.  I paged through the Bible, looking for comfort.  In Ephesians, I read, 'So use every piece of God's armor to resist the enemy whenever he attacks, and when it is all over, you will be standing up.' 


 

 

I tried to picture myself wearing God's armor, but all I saw was the stained yellow shirt.  Slowly, it dawned on me..  Wasn't my mother's love a piece of God's armor?  My courage was renewed. 


 

 

 

Unpacking in our new home, I knew I had to get the shirt back to Mother.  The next time I visited her, I tucked it in her bottom dresser drawer 


 

 


 

Meanwhile, I found a good job at a radio station.  A year later I discovered the yellow shirt hidden in a rag bag in my cleaning closet.


 

 

Something new had been added.  Embroidered in bright green across the breast pocket were the words 'I BELONG TO PAT.' 


 

 
 

Not to be outdone, I got out my own embroidery materials and added an apostrophe and seven more letters. 

Now the shirt proudly proclaimed, 'I BELONG TO PAT'S MOTHER.'  But I didn't stop there.  I zig-zagged all the frayed seams, then had a friend mail the shirt in a fancy box to Mom from Arlington , VA.   We enclosed an official looking letter from 'The Institute for the Destitute,' announcing that she was the recipient of an award for good deeds.. 

I would have given anything to see Mom's face when she opened the box.  But, of course, she never mentioned it.. 


 

 

 

Two years later, in 1978, I remarried.  The day of our wedding, Harold and I put our car in a friend's garage to avoid practical jokers. After the wedding, while my husband drove us to our honeymoon suite, I reached for a pillow in the car to rest my head.  It felt lumpy.  I unzipped the case and found, wrapped in wedding paper, the yellow shirt.  Inside a pocket was a note:  'Read John 14:27-29.  I love you both, Mother..' 


 

 

 

That night I paged through the Bible in a hotel room and found the verses:  'I am leaving you with a gift: peace of mind and heart. And the peace I give isn't fragile like the peace the world gives..  So don't be troubled or afraid.  Remember what I told you: I am going away, but I will come back to you again.  If you really love me, you will be very happy for me, for now I can go to the Father, who is greater than I am. I have told you these things before they happen so that when they do, you will believe in me.' 


 

 

 

 

The shirt was Mother's final gift.  She had known for three months that she had terminal Lou Gehrig's disease.  Mother died the following year at age 57. 


 

 

I was tempted to send the yellow shirt with her to her grave.  But I'm glad I didn't, because it is a vivid reminder of the love-filled game she and I played for 16 years.  Besides, my older daughter is in college now, majoring in art.  And every art student needs a baggy yellow shirt with big pockets.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."


3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"


4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."


5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out off that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."


6
. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
" If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"


15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."


19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"


24 My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you."

Times When You Just Have To Trust The Pilot....Good thing the passengers can't see out the front of the plane!!



1. Tioman Island , off the coast of Malaysia








2. Wake Island, Pacific Ocean







3. Macao International Airport





4. Kuujjuaraapik , Quebec !

Now while the above 4 places represent some of the most difficult places for aircraft to

land and take off from, none comes close to this last photo.

You can't add anything else to this... as the picture is worth 10,000 words!
If you don't think our US Military pilots earn their pay, you need to take
a look at this picture.





This photo was taken by a soldier in Afghanistan of a helo rescue mission.
The pilot is a PA National Guard member who flies EMS choppers in civilian life.

Now how many people on the planet you reckon could set the ass-end of a
chopper down on the roof top of a shack (with little weight so as not to cave the roof in), on a steep mountain cliff, probably under
enemy fire, and hold it there while US Soldiers load wounded men in the rear?


If this does not impress
you... nothing ever will..

God Bless the men and women in our military!
GOD BLESS THE USA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ANT AND THE GRASSHOPPER

This one is a little different....
Two Different Versions.................
Two Different Morals



OLD VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away..

Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.

The grasshopper has no food or shelter, so he dies out in the cold.


MORAL OF THE STORY:

Be responsible for yourself!


MODERN VERSION

The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up to provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper next to a video of the ant in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.

America is stunned by the sharp contrast.

How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green.'

Acorn stages a demonstration in front of the ant's house where the news stations film the group singing,'We shall overcome.' Rev. Jeremiah Wright then has the group kneel down to pray to God for thegrasshopper's sake.

President Obama condemns the ant and blames President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the Pope for the grasshopper's plight.

Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview with Larry King that the ant has gotten rich off the back of the grasshopper, and both call for an immediate tax hike on the ant to make him pay his fair share.

Finally, the EEOC drafts the Economic Equity & Anti-Grasshopper Act retroactive to the beginning of the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs and, having nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government Green Czar and given to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends finishing up the last bits of theant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house, crumbles around them because the grasshopper doesn't maintain it.

The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken over by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and once peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses bringing the rest of the free world with it.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Be careful how you vote in 2010.


I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant & not a grasshopper! Make sure that you pass this on to other ants. Don't bother sending it on to any grasshoppers because they wouldn't understand it, anyway.

Pass The Butter .. Please.     

This is interesting
. .. .
Margarine
 was originally manufactured to fatten  turkeys.  When it killed the turkeys, the people who had put  all the money into the research wanted a payback so they put their  heads together to figure out what to do with this product to get  their money back.
 
It was a white substance with no food appeal  so they added the yellow colouring and sold it to people to use in place of butter.  How do you like it?   They have come out  with some clever new flavourings..    

DO  YOU KNOW..
The difference between margarine and butter?  

Read on to the
end...gets very interesting!    


Both  have the same amount of calories.

Butter  is slightly higher in saturated fats at
8  grams; compared   to 5 grams for margarine.

Eating
margarine can increase  heart disease in women by  53%  over   eating the same amount of butter, according to a recent  Harvard  Medical Study.&n bsp;

Eating
butter increases the absorption of many other nutrients in  other foods.

Butter
 has many nutritional benefits where margarine has a few and    
only  because  they are added!


Butter
 tastes much better than margarine and it can enhance the flavours of  other foods.

Butter
 has been around for centuries where margarine has been around for less
than
100 years .

And now, for Margarine..


Very High in Trans
fatty acids.

Triples risk of coronary
heart disease .
Increases  total cholesterol
and LDL
(this is the bad cholesterol) and  lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)

Increases  the risk of cancers up to five times..


Lowers  quality of
breast milk.

Decreases immune response.

Decreases  
insulin response.

And  here's the most disturbing fact.... HERE  IS  THE  PART  THAT  IS  VERY INTERESTING!


Margarine
 is but ONE  MOLECULE  away  from being PLASTIC... and shares 27 ingredients with PAINT


These facts alone were enough to have me avoiding margarine for life  and anything else that is hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is  added, changing the molecular structure of the  substance).   
You  can try this yourself:

Purchase  a tub of margarine and leave it open in your garage or shaded  area.  Within a couple of days you will notice a couple of things:

*  no flies, not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it  (that should tell you something)

*  it does not rot or smell differently because it has
 no nutritional value ; nothing will grow on it. Even those teeny
weeny microorganisms will not a find a home to grow.  Why?   Because it
is nearly plastic .  Would you melt your Tupperware and  spread that  on your toast?  

Share  This With Your Friends.....(If you want to butter them up')!


Chinese Proverb:  When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit from it,  you have a  moral obligation to share it with  others.  


 
Pass the BUTTER, PLEASE.

THIS IS FABULOUS!!!

It was written by an 8-year-old named Danny Dutton, who lives in Chula Vista , CA . He wrote it for his third grade homework assignment, to "explain God" I wonder if any of us could have done as well ?

[ .... and he had such an assignment, in California , and someone published it, I guess miracles do happen ! .. ]
                               
                               

 
 
 
 EXPLANATION OF GOD:


"One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die, so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grownups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way he doesn't have to take up his valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers."
                               
"God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times beside bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because he hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in his ears, unless he has thought of a way to turn it off."
                               
"God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting his time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have."
                               
"Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista . At least there aren't any who come to our church."
                               
"Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work, like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of him preaching to them and they crucified him But he was good and kind, like his father, and he told his father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K."
                               
"His dad (God) appreciated everything that he had done and all his hard work on earth so he told him he didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So he did. And now he helps his dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones he can take care of himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important."
                               
"You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time."
                               
"You should always go to church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God!
                               
Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway."
                               
"If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared, in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids."
                               
"But...you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and he can take me back anytime he pleases.
                               
And...that's why I believe in God.."
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