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Ruby Sparks vs Mudds Women - Whom would you pick?
If a guy could pick the atributes for the ideal woman he thinks he wants, would he be happy? You know- the model by day, gourmet chef, who keeps an immaculate house, laughs at all his jokes, has the perfect blend of sports, pop culture, and trivia knowledge while still managing to be a tiger at night. Would this make him happy or does all he need is someone to share his life with that makes the rest of whatever more bearable ?
Oh and before you jump down my throat for trying to paint an unrealistic picture of what the "ideal woman" is, that isn't mine and I was just thinking about something I saw. Yes, I've known a few women who won't settle for less than something like this -
" So what do U want in a man?
Angela Bennett: Butch, beautiful, brilliant, Captain America meets Albert Schweitzer. Spends all day dashing into fray while making world safe for democracy; at night playing Bach cantatas while curing cancer. "
According to a recent study, women who play online games have more sex than those that don't. Click the link to see the infographic.
http://blog.games.com/2011/11/18/women-who-play-games-online-have-more-sex/
Yes, it's true, says a new survey by Harris Interactive for GameHouse. Women who play online games are not only a little older, a little happier but they're also making whoopie more often than those who don't play games. Hel-lo Mrs. Robinson.
Movie Quotes
1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. When someone guesses correctly, cross it out.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search or other search functions.
1 Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
2a Wherever you go, there you are. 2b Laugh while you can MonkeyBoy!
3 Do good things Lunch boy!
4 If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits eighty-eight miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh*t.
5 What the hell is happening? I blew up the building. Why? Because you made a phone call.
6 Get in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
7 Have you ever heard of Harry Houdini? Well he wasn't like today's magicians who are only interested in television ratings. He was an artist. He could make an elephant disappear in the middle of a theater filled with people, and do you know how he did that? Misdirection. What the fuck are you talking about? Misdirection. What the eyes see and the ears hear, the mind believes.
8 You're late. A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
9 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
10 Rosebud!
11 But I, being poor, have only my dreams. I have spread my dreams under your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams.
12 You know, all my life, I've been careful to stay in my own corner. Looking out for number one, no complications. Now suddenly, I'm responsible FOR THE ENTIRE F*CKING WORLD. And everybody and their mother is trying to kill me. If, if my head doesn't blow up first.
13 Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.
14 Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes? Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
15 Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger". The word I'm searching for, I can't say, because there's preschool toys present.
16 I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R... What's F.U.B.A.R.? F*cked-Up Beyond All Recognition.
17 We three kings are stealin' the gold...
18 Does it ever wake you in the middle of the night? The feeling that one day they will pass that foolish law or one just like it and come for you? And your children? It does indeed. What do you do, when you wake up to that? I feel a great swell of pity for the poor fool who comes to that school... looking for trouble.
19 Don't tell me, you're from outer space. No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.
20 When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child, but when I became a man, I put away childish things. What? It's Corinthians one, chapter thirteen verse eleven.
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