20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity
> 1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair
dryer at passing cars.
> See if they slow down.
>
> 2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
>
> 3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if
> They want fries with that.
>
> 4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
> "IN".
>
> 5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
> Everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions,
> Switch to espresso.
>
> 6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for
> Smuggling diamonds".
>
> 7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with
> The prophecy".
>
> 8. Don't use any punctuation
>
> 9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
>
> 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat -
> With a serious face.
>
> 11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
>
> 12. Sing along at the opera.
>
> 13. Put mosquito netting around your work area and
> Play tropical sounds all day at work.
>
> 14. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't
> Rhyme.
>
> 15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't
> Attend their party because you're not in the mood.
>
> 16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling
> Name, Rock Bottom.
>
> 17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I
> Won!"
>
> 18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the
> Parking lot yelling, "run for your lives, they're
> Loose!!"
>
> 19. Tell your children over dinner "due to the
> Economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
>
> 20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of
> Insanity, send this to someone to make them smile
> And laugh. Its called therapy.
