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40 Year Old · Male · From Austin, TX · fu-Owned by ShortyMcFunElf and is worth 1,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on December 30, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 7th · I have a crush on someone!



Self reflection is liberating and therapeutic.

I have realized that it is better to be a friend to all and enjoy all the delightful conversations that come with being a friend.

Okay, I'll admit the gamer in me loves leveling also.

Always be honest.

Admit that you fucked up when you do.




Fu Rules...

1.I do not feed egos. They eat to much and I'm on a budget here.

2.I don't rate/fan/like/bling everyday. Time and Money. Shit doesn't grow on tree's and if it does on your end well then share the wealth.

3.Fu isn't my priority or my way of life. I have a life. I adore everyone on here but I cannot be on here 24/7 or say "wassup" everyday for the rest of your life. I don't expect you to do that for me neither.

4.Attention whores need not apply.(See Rule #3).

5.I give "period" no strings attached. If I bling you I don't want your fubucks, you don't have to bling me back, you don't have to show me your tits or penis. I blinged you because I read your status and I saw that you liked a bling so I got it for you because I'm a nice fucking guy that doesn't what anything from you except your friendship. That's how that fucking cookie crumbles.....

6.I love everyone so get over it. That pretty much speaks for itself.

7.I'm here for friendship and the game. I will always respect you even if you don't accept my friend request. It's your page and I'll respect that but obviously to play the game and level you must make friends and not be some fucking social pariah....Grrrrrr

8.I don't care what you rate me. Hey, there is tons of guys on here I know I'm no fucking "11". If you look at me and think "Fuck this guy is fugly" then rate me a "1". I don't give a flying fuck. I promise you won't hurt my feeling's. Unless of course you need the points in which case rating me an "11" will be beneficial for your cause.

What I Love In A Woman...

Honesty

A Passion for NFL Football

Sense Of Humor

Curves

No Make Up




My "About Me" will consist of simple categorizes that describe me...


I am a CANCER!
A screenwriter!
A poet!
A painter!
A photographer!
An agnostic!
A movie fanatic!
A HARDCORE NIN fan!
A gamer!
A Miami Dolphins Football fan!
A writer!





I LOVE...
Movies
Rainy Days and Nights
Nighttime
NINE INCH NAILS
Halloween
Animals
Football
Cemeteries
Full Moons
All Things Gothic
Black and Purple colors
Watching Airplanes Sore Through The Sky
Folklore
Cryptozoology
Guillermo Del Toro
Books
Staying In Bed And Making Love On A Rain Day
Stargazing
Fog
H.P.Lovecraft
Edgar Allen Poe
Abandoned Houses
Candles
Fall
Cloudy Days/Nights
Art
Mist




I Hate...
Racist/Racism
Vain People
Negativity
Whiners
Religious Fanatics
People Who Don't Appreciate Our Military Men/Women
Haters
Violence Towards Women/Children
Bullies
Insensitive Fuck's
Liers
Thieves
Drugs
Fakes
Backstabbers

That being said I am not perfect and have committed some of the exact things that I say I don't like. If I've ever hurt you or disrespected you in anyway I apologize. Please forgive me.


I was...
born in Miami,Florida
in the military

I am....
prepping my first short film


Being Silly...
I am a raving lunatic.
I live next door to a douche.He's a sweet old lady that gets CRANKY sometimes.
I dream of one day being a ballerina for the NFL but my real passion is fishing.There's nothing like driving down the street and casting that line.
I try sometimes to make sense of my life but I argue to much with myself I just don't see eye to eye with myself.That other voice is such an asshole.
I used to love to Golf but then I found out that a soccer ball is easier to kick.
Well that's me in a nut shell.



Will continue to be updated!

40 Year Old · Male · From Austin, TX · fu-Owned by ShortyMcFunElf and is worth 1,000,000,000 fubucks. · Joined on December 30, 2009 · Relationship status: Single · Born on July 7th · I have a crush on someone!
Music
















MUSIC....


311,AC/DC,AFI,Alanis Morissette,Aphex Twin,Awolnation,Bat for Lashes,Beatles,Beastie Boys,Beck,Billy Idol,Bjork,Black Eye Peas,Black Keys,Broken Bells,Bush,Cake,Butthole Surfers,Chemical Brothers,The Church,Cobra Starship,Coldplay,Corina Round,Crystal Method,The Cure,Daft Punk,Danny Elfman,Danzig,David Bowie,Dead Weather,Death Cab For Cutie,Depeche Mode,Duran Duran,Enigma,Ennio Morricone,Fallout Boy,Filter,Foo Fighters,Fiona Apple,Foster The People,Franz Ferdinand,Front 242,Garbage,Ghostland Observatory,Gorillaz,Gotye,Gravity Kills,Greenday,Guns & Roses,Gwen,Incubus,INXS,Jeff Buckley,Joan Jett,Johnny Cash,Joy Divison,Justin Timberlake,KLF,KMFDM,Korn,Limp Bizkit,Linkin Park,Madonna,Marilyn Manson,Mars Volta,Massive Attack,Metallica,Metric,MGMT,Michael Jackson,Mindless Self Indulgence,Missy Elliot,Ministry,Modest Mouse,Moby,Mumford & Sons,Muse,New Order,Nine Inch Nails,Nirvana,No Doubt,Oasis,Offspring,One Republic,Panic! At The Disco,Paramore,Perfect Circle,Peter Gabriel,Pet Shop Boys,Pink Floyd,Portishead,Primus,Prodigy,Pusifer,Queens Of The Stone Age,Radiohead,Rage Against The Machine,Red Hot Chili Peppers,R.E.M.,Rob Zombie,Silversun Pickups,Siouxsie And The Banshees,Skrillex,Slipknot,Smashing Pumpkins,STP,Stray Cats,Sublime,System Of A Down,Talking Heads,Tenacious D,Toadies,Tool,Tori Amos,U2,Weezer,White Stripes,White Zombie,Yeah,Yeah,Yeahs,Young The Giant








Movies
MOVIES....

28 Days Later,40 Year Old Virgin,50 First Dates,300,2001:Space Odyssey,Ace Ventura,Across The Universe,Adventures Of Buckaroo Banzi,A.I.,Akira,Alien,An American Werewolf In London,Bank Job,Beetlejuice,Birds,Blade Runner,Blair Witch Project,Brain Damage,Brain Donors,Bram Stroker's Dracula,Brick,Brokeback Mountain,Bronson,Brothers Bloom,Brotherhood Of The Wolf,Casino Royale,Cat With Hands,Choke,Class Of Nuke Em High,Clerks,Clockwork Orange,Cube,Dark City,Daywatch,Death Proof,Death Race,Despicable Me, Dogma,Donnie Darko,Dark Crystal,Dark Knight,Dead End,Dead Birds,Descent,Dog Soldiers,Drop Dead Fred,Devil,Duel,Dumb and Dumber,Dummy,Eastern Promises,Edward Scissorhands,Event Horizon,Evil Dead,Exorcist,Expendables,The Fall,Fifth Element,Fight Club,Fly(Remake),Frailty,Friday The 13th,From Dusk Till Dawn,From Hell,Funny Games(Remake),The Guardian(Horror),Ghostbusters,Ghost Dog,Ghost In The Shell,Ginger Snaps,Grandma's Boy,Great Expectations,Green Mile,Gremlins,Grudge,Harold and Maude,Harry Potter,Heat,Hellboy,Hellraiser,Hills Have Eyes(Remake),High Tension,Hole,Host,Hostel,House,House Of A 1000 Corpses,Immortals,Inception,Inglourious Basterds,In The Mouth Of Madness,In Bruges,Interview With A Vampire,Jacobs Ladder,Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back,Jersey Girl,Kill Bill(Vol 1 & 2),Killer Klowns From Outer Space,Kindred,Knocked Up,Labyrinth,Lawnmower Man,Legend,Legends Of The Fall,Let The Right One In,Lifeforce,Lightning Bug,Lost Highway,Lost In Space,Lucky Number Sleven,Machinist,Mad Max,Man On Fire,Mars Attacks,Martyrs,Mask(1985),Matrix,Mirror Mask,Misery,Mortal Kombat,Mulholland Drive,Nightbreed,Nightmare Before Christmas,Nightmare On Elm Street,Nightwatch,No Country For Old Men,Nosferatu,Notebook,O Brother,Where Art Thou?,Office Space,Orphanage,Others,Pans Labyrinth,Perfume,Phantasm,Pineapple Express,Planet Terror,Prestige,Producers,Psycho,Pulp Fiction,Quantum of Solace,Rambo,Rawhead Rex,Red,Requiem For A Dream,Ring,Road Warrior,Rocky,Running Scared,Sessions 9,Scott Pilgrim vs The World,Shawshank Redemption,Shining,Signal,Signs,Sin City,Sixth Sense,SLC Punk,Sleepy Hollow,Sling Blade,Slumdog Millionaire,Small Gauge Trauma,Star Wars,Sunshine,Sweeny Todd,There's Something About Mary,Tales From The Hood,Terminator,Thing,Thursday,Training Day,Tropic Thunder,Usual Suspects,Uzumaki,Watchmen,Weird Science,Where The Wild Things Are,Wicked City,Wizard Of Oz,X Files,Zack and Miri Make a Porno,Zombieland




Television.....


Dexter,Face Off,Family Guy,Frisky Dingo,House,Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia,Law And Order,Masters Of Horror,Modern Family,Monster Man,Monsters,Nip Tuck,Robot Chicken,Sons Of Anarchy,Sopranos,Tales From The Darkside,The Voice,Twilight Zone,Twin Peaks,Walking Dead



Books......

Clive Barkers:Books Of Blood,Dantes Inferno,Everville,Great and Secret Show,Harry Potter,Icebound,Lasher,Mister B Gone,Private Demons,Taltos,Thief of Always,Watchmen,Witching Hour
Idols
Trent Reznor,Guillermo Del Toro,Edgar Allen Poe,H.P.Lovecraft
Video Games
Bingo Bash, Blur, Candy Crush,Call Of Duty,Elder Scrolls,Fallout,God of War, Hanging With Friends,Hotshots Golf,Limbo,Mafia Wars,Mario Kart,Mass Effect,Pacman,Plants vs Zombies,Resident Evil,Silent Hill,Spades,SSX,Street Fighter,Super Mario Bros,Tetris

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