Yep...this works for me!
>>>Subject: Inner Peace
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>>>I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
>>>we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple
>>>advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.
>>>
>>>Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace was to finish all
>>>the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see
>>>things I started and hadn't finished. and before leaving the house
>>>this morning I finished a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White
>>>Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of
>>>Oreos, the remainder of a Valium prescription, the rest of the
>>>cheesecake, some Arnott Shapes and a box of chocolates. You have no
>>>idea how freaking good I feel.
>>>
>>>Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
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Luv
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