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| | In the spirit of luv on Cherry Tap, Goooood Morning!!! |
| created @ 04/1/2007 06:54 am |
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Yes I know it's not a mumm, but in light of how things got turned into a slugfest the last morning mumm I made, I wanted just to give a few of you a few laughs.
Redneck Man's pick up lines.
1) Did you fart?cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT? Man - "I just wanted to say something that wouldbreak the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
Sometimes we need to step back, and just have a laugh or two. Have a great day today!!! |
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