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Writing this cuz I'm sooooooooooooo frickin BORED, so decided to amuse myself .. :)
Yesterday, 9/17, I woke up feeling like I was going to die after having felt so great the day before! I thought, WTF?? I was completely irritable, then got the dreaded call (no, not my Uncle) .. my 13 yr old telling me he was sick and needed to be picked up from school!! So I DRAGGED myself from the bed, to my car and cried all the way to the school, literally. I then dragged my pitiful self into the school office to sign my son out and was greeted perkily by the very sweet receptionist, who I have a repore with .. but this day, I couldn't stand her! At least ACT miserable to make me feel better .. GEEZ!! A school rule, must have ID to check child out .. OMFG, forgot my purse at home, not a good thing .. so I said .. "OK, you keep him then, not driving 20 min home to get my purse then 20 min back to get my son then 20 min back home .. hell, by then he could just get on the bus!!!!" She let me have him .. go figure.
We arrive home where I CRAWL back into bed .. only to be told it is now time to go get my 8 yr old from the bus stop .. I commence to cry again .. like .. omg, just kill me now!! This freaks my son out, so he goes to my friend the neighbor and tells her I am crying and his mom doesnt cry (he is so clueless .. lol). She comes rushing over and says this .. "omg girl, you look like complete shit, not feeling well huh?" I open my mouth to say .. "ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm .. ya f'ing think", but that doesnt come out .. lets just say, she gets her just rewards!!!! :) :) :) :)
She takes my tempt to discover its 102.7 .. and looks at me like I had it that high on purpose!
She goes to the bus stop, gets my son, comes in barking orders that Dominick is to get on homework, Dalton is to get in bed and NO ONE is to utter the word MOM for the next 2 days, SHEILA is the only name she better hear period. I'm laying there thinking, oh my poor boys, life will never be the same for them again .. lol.
She goes home and returns I swear, 3 min later, armed with the pharmacy! She sits on my bed and proceeds to read the labels of all 50 items she carried over .. I'm thinking, JUST GIVE ME ONE OF EACH!!
She finally smiles and says .. your so going to sleep, open up .. and dumps 2 yummy tasting tabs in my mouth. I ask what it is and she says "Niquil Nighttime Tabs" and I start to laugh .. YA RIGHT, been living on the liquid crap and hasnt helped yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She gives me this wicked lil smirk she has and says ... oh trust me on this ... okey dokey I say. I jump on my laptop to message me hubby and let ya'll know I'm off for a bit .. and thats the last thing I remember ... let me say right here, RIGHT NOW .. if your sick, get NYQUIL NITETIME COOL TABS ... I now have a new best friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This morning I awake at 6 to get my son ready for school to find Ms Shiela already in charge and my son looking very pleased .. lol. So I snuggle back in and think, wow, I don't hurt today, let me go back to sleep in case its temporary. I am awoken at 8AM for my Nyquil Daytime Tabs, they must be taken 12 hours apart you know. She hands me a tylenol and bottle of water. I take the pills, a few sips of water and start to put the cap back on ... oh noooooooooooooooooooo she says, DRINK IT ALL! I look at the bottle of water and say, ummm, but I'm not thirsty ... DRINK!! OMG, OK already! So this has been my day, water, water, water, water, water, water ... peeing my brains out ... SOUP, water ...... omg, did I say WATER yet??????????????
Now .. usually I would love being taken care of so ... but she won't let me have coffee!! In fact, she completely removed my maker and all supplies from my house .. thought I would sneak out to the kitchen while she was gone and get me some .. to discover she even took the coffee cups ... ohhhhh, she a funny girl!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ... I drove to Dunkies and BOUGHT a damn cup ... so there!!
Now shes back ... ARGGGGGGGGGGGGG ... just had to stuff down MORE SOUP and another bottle of water .. but I must admit, I feel soooooo much better! No fever at all today, no aches and my sinuses have about cleared .... YAY!! Psst, gonna milk this another day, cuz now I dont have to cook either ... hehe!
She has allowed me to be on my laptop, but only if I continue to behave and do as I'm told ... oh geeeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
So there you go .. having the time of my life, happy you read this now? .. hehehehehehehehehe
Uncle .. was told yesterday that his kidneys are still failing. My 2 cousins (his daughters) flew in yesterday and today from NH .. all avoiding me of course, sooooo ... I get updates when they remember me .. lol. No, seriously ... happy to back out and let them have thier time with him ... nothing new to report other than that. THANK YOU ALLLLLLLL for the prayers ... when he does go, I know my Mom will be there to guide him to the other side .. I have comfort in that ..............
COFFEEEE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
