This one's from last night... well this morning. And it's long, just to warn you.
I was walking home from somewhere and suddenly I just couldn't. I somefind that the only way I can move is to push the air in front of me which makes me go backwards. That's just part 1.
Part 2. I wake up sprawled out in the middle of the street, no idea why. Get up and can still only do the backwards thing. Come across two guys and for some reason kick them both and run off (sort of)
Part 3. I go to hide at a friends house (who happens to be my old best friend who I haven't seen for years) and the two I kicked drive up and park outside. They were going to meet him so we had to leave, and the saw me and didn't care. It was raining and all the sudden I could walk properly again, so I went and waited for a bus to go home. The End