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All I ever hear is that men can't be honest with they are thinking. So, in an effort to show that not all men are built like that, I have come up with 101 thoughts about who I am; how I think and why you should date me. Some are serious, some are fun and others are flirty. Regardless, they are all sincere.
So in no particular order....
1. There will be no mistaking when you become important to me.
2. I have a good job and enjoy what I do.
3. My family is probably just as fucked up as yours.
4. I'll hold your hair while you're throwing up after you drank too much.
5. I'll try my best to love your cat. Trust me, this will take a monumental effort.
6. I'll cover you up when you fall asleep watching television. I might even kiss your forehead.
7. I come with an extended warranty, but not a exchange policy.
8. I look good all covered in dirt.
9. I'm guarded about letting someone in, so if I do, you've accomplished something nobody else ever has.
10. I make a pot of coffee every morning without fail.
11. I will still kiss you good-night night when I'm mad at you, but you probably aren't getting lucky.
12. I'm pretty sure I will make you laugh every day.
13. I have brains and I know how to use them, however, I'm more street smart than educated.
14. I believe the right woman will inspire me to do more and to be more, because alone, my potential remains untapped.
15. I don't drink or smoke or do any type of drugs.
16. I'll leave flirty little notes for you, where and when you least expect them.
17. There isn't anything you can't tell me, but there are things I probably don't need to know.
18. I've raced motorcycles and love the adrenaline rush of 200 MPH. Wanna go for a ride?
19. I've be around the block a time or two and can tell when someone is playing me.
20. I'll be extra patient when your monthly visitor shows up.
21. I'm very aware of what is going on around me and my instincts are sharp and refined.
22. I don't want to argue about our differences, I want to celebrate them.
23. I may not speak the right words at the right time, but whatever I say will be genuine and sincere.
24. I'll take care of that big ugly spider that scared you.
25. I actually do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
26. I'll make chicken soup for you when you're sick--Hey you, sick lady, where's the can opener??
27. I can't stand soap operas or reality TV. I'd rather try to figure out my own life than watch someone else live theirs.
28. I realize that women get the short end of the stick, so I'm thankful to be a guy.
29. I'll do my best to leave the seat down.
30. I'll pump your gas and take care of your car. You just look hot driving it.
31. If you break a nail, I'll be sympathetic; (quit whining... it will grow back) See? ;)
32. Seriously, does size really matter? If it does, you may be pleasantly surprised.
33. Hearing about your past is great, but I'm far more interested in where you are going than where you have been.
34. I'm considerate, thoughtful and courteous. However don't mistake that for weakness.
35. I'll always protect you--with my life if necessary.
36. I don't sniff glue. Anymore.
37. Watching you dance will turn me on.
38. I won't forget your birthday.
39. I adjust myself when necessary.
40. I have a fun sense of humor, yet I can totally turn on the boyish charm when I need to.
41. I've never been to prison and don't have an arrest record.
42. I'm not ashamed to admit there are moments when I feel lost, confused, lonely or disconnected from life.
43. If you ask if those pants make you look fat, be prepared to hear what I think.
44. My heart will race when you give me that 'come hither' look.
45. I'll always encourage you to do your own things.
46. If I want drama, I'll go to the movies.
47. It's not my style to "hook up" and never see someone again.
48. I prefer a quiet night filled with interesting conversation over a night out in a bar with loud music and random strangers. It's quality of people, not quantity that works for me.
49. I want your kisses to leave me breathless and longing for more, because if they don't, what's the point?
50. We'll both sleep better if we are next to each other.
51. I have all the words for a book stuck inside of me, but can't seem arrange them in the right order.
52. I know the difference between they're, their, and there and to, too and two.
53. I'm the country boy next door. I wear work boots, drive a pickup truck and like to hunt and fish, but I can clean up pretty well for night out on the town.
54. I'll do my best to keep your fire burning.
55. I love when you are feminine.
56. I'm a guy and in case you haven't been clued in yet, we can be a bit on the shallow side (I know, shocking), so yes, looks matter. However I'm smart enough to know when to pay attention to what my heart feels instead of what my eyes see.
57. Dr. Phil annoys me and I'd like to punch him in the throat.
58. I don't yell, unless it is your name in the heat of the moment.
59. I'll promise to do my part to make each day better than the last.
60. I can take control in any situation, but I'm not cocky, arrogant or possessive. There is a difference.
61. I'll help you find your car keys, cell phone, purse or whatever else you lost.
62. I'll fold your underwear, but I just shove mine in the drawer.
63. I actually do care about how your day went.
64. I can prove that not all guys are assholes.
65. On the surface, I'm even keeled, predictable and some may say boring. However, on the inside, I'm complicated and as wild as the wind. I'm also a very deep thinker.
66. I can drive a tractor and operate power tools.
67. Your mom and friends will like me.
68. I can balance my check book, but haven't in a while.
69. I'll pick you up when you feel defeated and encourage you to try again.
70. I make my bed every morning, but it probably isn't up to the woman's standard of bed making.
71. I like it when you want to hold my hand.
72. I'll surrender control of the television remote (on Wednesdays & Saturdays between 2 - 6 AM)
73. I talk to myself -- just because. When I answer back, THEN you can be concerned.
74. I usually don't shave on weekends.
75. I hate politics, but I do care about what is going on in the world.
76. Even though, I can be ready in 10 minutes or less, I won't be impatient when it takes you 2+ hours.
77. I've made mistakes and bad choices. I'll make more. However, I think my qualities outweigh my shortcomings, So appreciate me as I am or walk away.
78. I'll serve breakfast in bed on your birthday. When was that again?
79. I'll still think you're sexy, even when you don't feel that way.
80. I'll go to the store at some ungodly hour for ice cream--just to make you smile, but you're pushing your luck when you ask me to pick up your feminine products.
81. I do know the difference between needing someone and wanting someone.
82. I can be a total guy's guy when I want to be.
83. Alone I'm more than capable, but with you I'm unstoppable (see #14)
84. I'll do my best to support your thinking, even when I don't agree with it.
85. I'll probably say 'nothings wrong' when something is, but I will open up about it when I'm ready to.
86. I'll accept you for who you are and expect the same in return.
87. I'll kiss the back of your neck and try to seduce you while you're talking on the phone.
88. I like to cook and I'm pretty good in the kitchen as well.
89. Your hand fits 'just right' in mine.
90. I'll know whether you need to be held and comforted or pinned against the wall and 'taken'.
91. In a perfect world, I won't be able to get you out of my head.
92. I'm a perfect gentleman unless the situation calls for otherwise.
93. I'll wonder what you're thinking when you twirl your hair and stare into space.
94. I like sports and play a few, but I'm not obsessed with them.
95. I don't like the idea of dating a bunch of different women at one time. If I meet someone and there is a mutual interest, I'd rather put my effort into seeing where it leads.
96. I can be serious and focused, but can also let the little boy inside me play.
97. I once caught a fish THIS big.
98. I don't care if you eat off my plate.
99. I can give a kick-ass back rub.
100. I've been single for too long and I'm serious about meeting a great girl.
101. And last but not least, you've already invested this much time reading and are unknowingly falling madly in lust with me, so you might as well just go ahead and email me.
Do ya ever throw something out so you DON'T EAT IT? Am I the only one that does this? 
I had no intention of buying them and had gone to the store for ice cream. I passed by one isle.... the end of that isle was stocked with barbecued chips; rippled chips; sour cream and onion chips; garlic and onion.... "Focus! Ice cream" as my conscience spoke to me..... The idea of chips tempted me! "No. I better not." I pass another isle? Chips with dip! By now, the idea of "chips" is planted in my head.... The thought of buying these damn chips is makin' my mouth water." Yes. I had to have them. Barbecued potato chips. (Forget it; the chips won"!) 
Now. When I buy something like potato chips, I know I'm gonna eat more than I want to. So, I poured myself a BIG BOWL of barbecued potato chips; and, then clipped the bag and sat it on the counter. Gawd, they were good! How good were they? After I finished the bowl of chips, I trashed the rest of the bag. I knew I'd finish 'em off if I didn't. So? I weigh the pro and cons of finishing off this darn bag of chips!
Pros: 
They're good! In fact really, really good.
Cons: 
Salt intake?
Water retention?
Calories?
Weight gain!
It looks like the con's won! Trash 'em!
And, right in the trash the rest of those chips went!
Do you ever throw something in the trash so you don't eat it? Maybe I should start weighing the pros and cons BEFORE I buy?
Sometimes ya just see something that makes ya smile and I've been doing a lot of smiling.... 
Anyway, I couldn't help but chuckle when I came outta the gym today to find this little head following me as I walked a crossed the parking lot. This little dog was sitting up SO straight and waiting SO patiently. I couldn't resist taking a picture. Now! Had I seen this truck with "doggie" sitting at a red light or at the drive through at McDonald's or Dunkin' Donuts, I mighta thought twice about who was really driving that truck.
