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 | "Salute" | | uploaded: | June 04 2009 | | comments: | 0 | | rating: | 10 (1) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "If this happens to you, give up hunting, you're fucked and a shitty hunter. Elmer Fudd is laughing at you ass clown" | | uploaded: | March 01 2007 | | comments: | 3 | | rating: | 10.07 (29) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "When I said bite me asshole, I didn't have this in mnd you fuckwad" | | uploaded: | March 01 2007 | | comments: | 50 | | rating: | 9.82 (255) | | rips: | 5 |
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 | "Don't mess with my dog pics or W will cap your ass" | | uploaded: | March 01 2007 | | comments: | 3 | | rating: | 10.11 (37) | | rips: | 1 |
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 | "Dude: "so I pull your finger and you will rip a killer fart?" Death: "In a manner of speaking yes. It's your time because that gerbil lit a cherry bomb in your colon. Gerbils are pets not for shoving up your ass. Now you must pay."" | | uploaded: | November 01 2006 | | comments: | 9 | | rating: | 10.04 (53) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "one wierd church. Chickens peck your pecker" | | uploaded: | October 29 2006 | | comments: | 5 | | rating: | 10.02 (47) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "melon on my head? You are a bunch of sick fuckers to think this is cute and wait until you put your shoes on, newsflash: I shit in everyone's shoes" | | uploaded: | October 29 2006 | | comments: | 13 | | rating: | 10.05 (62) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "psst, what's the answer to number 3? A) you flinch when shoved up an ass or is it C) you scratch your way out?" | | uploaded: | October 29 2006 | | comments: | 9 | | rating: | 10.02 (57) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Them fucking stormtroopers on april fool's day, I must use the force NOT to kick their asses. Obi Wan you're one dead mutha fucka I know you're behind this." | | uploaded: | October 29 2006 | | comments: | 8 | | rating: | 10.02 (46) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "ok, now how long will it take for me to get to japan< I want to kick that Godzilla's ass for scaring the shit out of me." | | uploaded: | October 29 2006 | | comments: | 10 | | rating: | 10.04 (52) | | rips: | 1 |
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 | "don't leave your cookies out or my rabbit will pay a visit and leave you a message. Bub love*s cookies.*Note*: The role of Gator's rabbit Bub, was portrayed by Doughboy the bunny. Bub, Gator's real rabbit declined to be photographed." | | uploaded: | October 29 2006 | | comments: | 6 | | rating: | 10 (42) | | rips: | 1 |
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 | "dammit, someone's going to think this is cute. Fucking folks, I was walking by and fell in and just decided to take a nap" | | uploaded: | October 29 2006 | | comments: | 11 | | rating: | 10.04 (50) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "OK it's all cute and shit but do we have to ride this all fucking day? I have to take a shit, piss on the flowers, drag myass on the carpet, hump anything i can and then chew up all your prized possessions and weed. In other words, fuck your mono" | | uploaded: | October 29 2006 | | comments: | 7 | | rating: | 10.02 (45) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Fritz and Shitz the Wonder Weenies are out to save the day, fuck the top shelf bitches, and be home in time for supper." | | uploaded: | October 27 2006 | | comments: | 11 | | rating: | 10.02 (52) | | rips: | 1 |
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 | "Who called Rumsfeld a pussy? I'll scratch their eyes out. Hey Sam Donaldson, did you feel something stinky and mooshy in your Bruno Malis? That's for bashing Bush" | | uploaded: | October 27 2006 | | comments: | 5 | | rating: | 10.02 (47) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Yep, we're just cruising around and looking for pussy. So we can run the cats over heh heh" | | uploaded: | October 27 2006 | | comments: | 11 | | rating: | 10.02 (51) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "One Dynamite pussy, or kitty kitty bang bang" | | uploaded: | October 27 2006 | | comments: | 11 | | rating: | 10.04 (50) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "when a pepto bismol enema goes bad" | | uploaded: | October 27 2006 | | comments: | 8 | | rating: | 10.02 (46) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Dude, that was some great fucking weed. That fly on the ceiling looks like he's humping the light bulb. I wonder if cat is really spelled d-o-g. Fuck, that's some good shit, dumbasses need to learn not to put their stash under the sink." | | uploaded: | October 27 2006 | | comments: | 11 | | rating: | 10.04 (49) | | rips: | 1 |
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 | "Sticky haired gerbil ISO anus for a sharp time, will make colons feel bristly call 555-1324 and ask for porky pine" | | uploaded: | October 27 2006 | | comments: | 10 | | rating: | 10.02 (48) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Goddammit!!! Them sick mother fuckers are going to stick me up some freak's ass again. Didn't they watch the Mr. Lemmiwinks episode of South Park? OK, well this time I'm going to bite the sick fuck in the colon then again he might enjoy i" | | uploaded: | June 14 2006 | | comments: | 17 | | rating: | 10 (81) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "From a stoned cat, "Hey man, I can see my ass!"" | | uploaded: | June 14 2006 | | comments: | 26 | | rating: | 9.97 (87) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Bubba: "I heard you won a fight recently Larry, how'd you do it?" Larry: "Well Bubba, I grabbed the fucker by the tail and swung him around like this and sent him flyin' like one of those jets."" | | uploaded: | June 14 2006 | | comments: | 18 | | rating: | 10.01 (77) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Mouse: "You're going to kill me once we're done here right?" Cat: "Fuck yeah" Mouse: "Well I guess it beats getting shoved up some guy's ass."" | | uploaded: | June 14 2006 | | comments: | 14 | | rating: | 10.03 (74) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "So, everyone done throwing shoes? Good! Now for my encore, a nice little ditty by the Motor City Madman, Ted Nugent.... Cat Scratch Fever... Rowr! Cat Scratch Fever!"" | | uploaded: | June 14 2006 | | comments: | 17 | | rating: | 10.01 (74) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Pop this cherry? Thanks Cherry lips" | | uploaded: | April 08 2006 | | comments: | 11 | | rating: | 9.99 (75) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "OK, listen up you dumb bimbo, when your boyfriend asked you to shave your pussy, I don't think he was talking about me." | | uploaded: | March 24 2006 | | comments: | 29 | | rating: | 9.9 (96) | | rips: | 3 |
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 | "Rajib proved the point that you can land head first and straight up doing a head dive off the Empire State Building" | | uploaded: | March 24 2006 | | comments: | 11 | | rating: | 9.8 (84) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "I don't know if Allah would approve of this, but what the fuck?" | | uploaded: | March 23 2006 | | comments: | 17 | | rating: | 9.89 (90) | | rips: | 2 |
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 | "Wah sappening? Pst Pst Pst" my favorite line for Born In Esat LA" | | uploaded: | March 23 2006 | | comments: | 10 | | rating: | 9.95 (77) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "ok, next since there are no more shoes to throw, I'm going to play some Neil Young! Keep on mewoing in the free world" | | uploaded: | March 23 2006 | | comments: | 14 | | rating: | 9.97 (93) | | rips: | 2 |
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 | "Daddy says you become a man when you can eat pussy, well I'm going to be a bigger man by eating puppies, Rottweiler puppies." | | uploaded: | March 23 2006 | | comments: | 20 | | rating: | 9.84 (89) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Hey can't you see that I'm reading here? Shut the door you sick fuck!" | | uploaded: | March 23 2006 | | comments: | 15 | | rating: | 9.94 (87) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Honey, I said 'drive to the store and pick up some charcoal' not 'run the fuckers over'" | | uploaded: | March 23 2006 | | comments: | 12 | | rating: | 10.01 (77) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "my cherry, wanna pop it?" | | uploaded: | March 11 2006 | | comments: | 10 | | rating: | 10.01 (71) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "No one is immune, not even dogs, from the lack of places to pee in New Orleans during Mardi Gras" | | uploaded: | February 26 2006 | | comments: | 24 | | rating: | 9.94 (89) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Mom, I'm just playing truckdriver I'm poppin' pills, eatin' pussy. and movin' on" | | uploaded: | February 19 2006 | | comments: | 25 | | rating: | 10.01 (96) | | rips: | 1 |
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 | "Please God, don't let them find out it was me and not the dog who shit on the carpet" | | uploaded: | February 19 2006 | | comments: | 32 | | rating: | 9.91 (104) | | rips: | 2 |
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 | "What's exactly on every heterosexual man's brain...................................................PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!" | | uploaded: | February 19 2006 | | comments: | 19 | | rating: | 10.01 (83) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "You know you're fucked when you're cockblocked by a baby" | | uploaded: | February 19 2006 | | comments: | 20 | | rating: | 10 (100) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Don't drive behind this guy" | | uploaded: | February 19 2006 | | comments: | 15 | | rating: | 10.01 (87) | | rips: | 1 |
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 | "Obviously the both sides perspective isn't quite working out" | | uploaded: | February 19 2006 | | comments: | 16 | | rating: | 9.94 (88) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Here's the little fucker who's been eating my pop tarts" | | uploaded: | February 19 2006 | | comments: | 22 | | rating: | 10.01 (97) | | rips: | 5 |
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 | "This oughtta scare the shit out of the neighbors' cat and everyone else heh heh heh! I know I'm the coolest mutha fucking dog aound" | | uploaded: | February 18 2006 | | comments: | 19 | | rating: | 10.01 (85) | | rips: | 3 |
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 | "Production began today on a live action version of a Dr. Suess Classic "Horton Hatches an Egg"" | | uploaded: | February 18 2006 | | comments: | 19 | | rating: | 9.89 (76) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Every fucking year at Mardi Gras they say "show your tits!" well here you go you assholes howya like these puppies? Ya sick fucks! Oh by the way, Happy Mardi Gras!" | | uploaded: | February 17 2006 | | comments: | 13 | | rating: | 10 (82) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "OK any Skynrd fans out there? Any without shoes? This next song is for you... Freebird! Reow leavin tommorrow.. meow and the trains all..." | | uploaded: | February 07 2006 | | comments: | 16 | | rating: | 10 (90) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "That's for telling me the Seahawks would win the Super Bowl! After all a bet is a bet and 2 things, I'm a Steeler fan and two this is just fucking fun asshole." | | uploaded: | February 07 2006 | | comments: | 21 | | rating: | 10 (88) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "OK, pull me out of a hole to see my shaddow will ya? Try it now jagoff!!!" Punxatawney Phil gets fed up and goes Bobby Knight" | | uploaded: | February 07 2006 | | comments: | 17 | | rating: | 9.99 (88) | | rips: | 2 |
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