 | "But I did find my hat. Not really a bonus. But spiffy. Spiffy nonetheless." | | uploaded: | November 01 2009 | | comments: | 12 | | rating: | 10.02 (665) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "And then I lost my pants.. And my car. And my sanity." | | uploaded: | November 01 2009 | | comments: | 19 | | rating: | 10.03 (659) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "No, it's a System jersey. Not a team. I like me some Caps though." | | uploaded: | November 01 2009 | | comments: | 4 | | rating: | 10.05 (431) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Smell it good." | | uploaded: | November 01 2009 | | comments: | 5 | | rating: | 10.04 (370) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Nah, I didn't bump my head. My face is just classy about screwing things up!" | | uploaded: | October 23 2009 | | comments: | 5 | | rating: | 10.04 (636) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "It's my charm isn't it. You can't help but fall for this sweet side. Or hate it. Whichever." | | uploaded: | October 23 2009 | | comments: | 5 | | rating: | 10.04 (558) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Yep. I found the scissors. The scissors found my hair." | | uploaded: | October 23 2009 | | comments: | 4 | | rating: | 10.05 (568) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "This is an experiment mostly. Long story." | | uploaded: | October 17 2009 | | comments: | 60 | | rating: | 10.03 (1331) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "For all you eye enthusiasts?" | | uploaded: | October 05 2009 | | comments: | 10 | | rating: | 10.03 (709) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Yes, you've given me a migraine. Right about there." | | uploaded: | October 05 2009 | | comments: | 8 | | rating: | 10.03 (706) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Gawd, lets see who flags this, all things considered.for the month www.feelyourboobies.com" | | uploaded: | October 03 2009 | | comments: | 40 | | rating: | 10.04 (957) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Vacuuming for a pull string. It's thrilling. THRILLING." | | uploaded: | October 03 2009 | | comments: | 8 | | rating: | 10.04 (583) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "The shirt says it all." | | uploaded: | October 03 2009 | | comments: | 6 | | rating: | 10.04 (562) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "I did not accomplish much more than demo that day." | | uploaded: | October 03 2009 | | comments: | 3 | | rating: | 10.02 (509) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Where do I get these wonderful mugs?" | | uploaded: | September 12 2009 | | comments: | 19 | | rating: | 10.03 (892) | | rips: | 1 |
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 | "But the tattoos make me cool. Recognize." | | uploaded: | August 23 2009 | | comments: | 8 | | rating: | 10.03 (282) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Despite the hair, I can actually coordinate an outfit!" | | uploaded: | August 23 2009 | | comments: | 7 | | rating: | 10.03 (283) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "But I never get to actually wear that black dress, so F you all, I played dress up!" | | uploaded: | August 23 2009 | | comments: | 25 | | rating: | 10.02 (347) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "You will die of dysentery. I will die of smug." | | uploaded: | August 23 2009 | | comments: | 4 | | rating: | 9.97 (198) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "I'm far more excited than you that my cam goes underwater." | | uploaded: | August 23 2009 | | comments: | 8 | | rating: | 10.02 (221) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "I can blow bubbles!" | | uploaded: | August 23 2009 | | comments: | 9 | | rating: | 10.01 (232) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "Yeah, yeah, so I work instead of tan for a living..." | | uploaded: | August 23 2009 | | comments: | 17 | | rating: | 10.03 (342) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "And we have yet another clue as to why I'm not fond of smiling." | | uploaded: | August 23 2009 | | comments: | 121 | | rating: | 10.04 (2237) | | rips: | 4 |
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 | uploaded: | June 25 2009 | | comments: | 20 | | rating: | 10.02 (2037) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "There's no place like anywhere but MD." | | uploaded: | May 03 2009 | | comments: | 115 | | rating: | 10.03 (3060) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "i knooooow. i need to decorate my hard hat" | | uploaded: | April 22 2009 | | comments: | 51 | | rating: | 10.02 (2916) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "I'm so friggin egotistical today." | | uploaded: | April 04 2009 | | comments: | 192 | | rating: | 10.01 (3482) | | rips: | 3 |
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 | "Good morning mucknuckers." | | uploaded: | April 04 2009 | | comments: | 103 | | rating: | 10.02 (4210) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "So instead of a lint roller, I used a ball of duct tape THIS big!" | | uploaded: | March 29 2009 | | comments: | 112 | | rating: | 10.01 (5756) | | rips: | 0 |
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 | "I have the happy. It's not contagious. Don't worry." | | uploaded: | January 25 2009 | | comments: | 246 | | rating: | 10.01 (4914) | | rips: | 2 |
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 | "This pic is 3 tattoos shy of being recent. " | | uploaded: | July 13 2008 | | comments: | 326 | | rating: | 10.01 (10023) | | rips: | 4 |
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 | uploaded: | June 15 2008 | | comments: | 133 | | rating: | 10.01 (10925) | | rips: | 0 |
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