> Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
> HUGE black guy standing next to him.
> >> The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
> "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
> >> The little guy faints and falls to the floor.
> >> The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
> says: "What's wrong with you?"
> >> In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
> >> The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
> give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm
> 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my
> testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."
> >> The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you
> said, "Turn around"