**I'm updating again. Deal with it. 90% of Fubar users wont read this anyway. To the 10% that do, I'm sorry, but you're now dumber for it.**

I'm not single. I am happy am with who I am with, and nothing you can say will sway that. He is good to me, he is good to himself. He makes me laugh more than 100 times a day, and that is probably more than I deserve. .Trust me, when your face is hurting from smiling so much, and when you're laughing at work at something he said to make you laugh HOURS ago...just awesome.

A lot of guys ask me what I look for in a guy...I look for several things.

1) I have to find you attractive. That's not saying that if you're unattractive to me, you're just "unattractive"... It means that I'm not into the way you look. Respect that. You'll be gorgeous to the right person.

2) You have to make me laugh. Nothing is sexier than a guy with a sense of humor, and who knows how to work it...

3) Honesty. Don't fucking lie to me.

4) He must be able to accept life as it comes at him with as much dignity as possible.

There is a lot more

Fubar...what can I say about this site? The users are greedy...Buy your own fucking bling, buy your own VIP membership, buy your own blasts...If someone just happens to be generous and buy one for you, most of the time I wonder, what the hell did they show to get that? That's not always the case. I've run across so many people who's generosity is beyond anything that I've encountered in real life. Let's mention a few...."THUMPSTAR, STEVE, MEXICALI69, MATTY, CHUCK NORRIS" There are surely more that are generous on this site, but those 5 names are people who have given selflessly. Show respect for those that are generous on this site, as so few are.

When I see "Show LOVE"...I laugh. Very few people on this site have seen my "LOVE"...Don't think that because you came to my page, rated and fanned me, That I consider that, "LOVE" (luv?) You're showing me a fucking rate and a fan...that's it. Showing your love means giving me a little bit of your time, and of yourself. Most point whores on here don't know that kind of sacrifice, unless it's giving access to their NSFW pics for blings, vips, blasts, etc...


Let's be honest here. You don't really think I'm a 10, or in some cases, an 11. I'm a 7 at best. Personality wise, I think I'm in the 4-5 range, considering that I have the personality of a public toilet. So for those of you who want to take advantage of the 1-9 ratings, and not be condemned for it, you've come to the right place! I wont retaliate and do the same. I'll most likely come to your page, fan you, and rate you high just for your honesty. I rate a lot of 10's and 11's, and most of them are based on what the profile says. Some are based on how a person looks, and some are based on a person's blogs.

Don't send me random shit asking me to comment bomb your picture. I see that shit enough in the bulletins. I will comment bomb a select few people, and that's because they're thankful for my help.


Think I'm a bitch? NO??? You're right...I'm not...I'm a fuckin' cunt. You've got options, though....Rate me a 1, block me, call me names, make a bulletin hating on me and hope your minions will do the same, blah blah blah. The list of things you can do to retaliate are endless. Find one and go with it.


Don't send me messages saying, "OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SO HOT!" If you do that, you're a fuckin' idiot. You probably say the same thing to every chic on here hoping that they'll talk to you. Say something that sparks my interest, and you MIGHT get a response. If you think I'm ignoring you after you try and talk to me in shoutbox, you're probably right. It's not my fault you couldn't take the time to read my profile. I took the time to type it.