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1. name? John 2. age? 21 3. height and weight? around 5'9" & 130 4. where do u live? Hickinsville, Mizzouri 5. do u think i'm hot? YES! 6. would i be a bf, friend with benefits or just a friend to hang out with? depends.. but either 7. what do u like to do on a date? be with u 8. if i maude a move on u, what would u do? follow along 9. would u hold my hand? ya 10. would u kiss me? ya 11. tongue or no tongue? depends on how i feel 12. would u come back to my place afterwards? ya 13. would u want to have sex with me? hmm... in realality it wouldnt happen, but u know.. guys r guys, so ya 14. do u want to now? kinda 15. on a scale of 1-10, how openminded and wild are you? lets say 7 16. whats the craziest thing we would do? i dunno 17. 1-10, how passionate and affectionate are you? like a 8 18. if u could ask me one thing, anything, ask me now and i promise to tell u the honest truth. -- O shit.. I dunno, there r too many things I could ask you. 19. would u seriously be interested in me? YES! 20. if so, can i call you and if yes leave ur phone number.... yes u can.. u already have it 21. will u repost so i can fill out for you? most definatly

Funny as hell

TO ALL KC Chiefs Fans -- I am sorry, but I saw it else where and had to do it. Q: What do you call 54 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Kansas City Chiefs. Q: What do the Kansas City Chiefs and Billy Graham have in common? A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ." Q: What do you call a Kansas City Chief with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief!! Q: Why was Mike Solari upset when the Kansas City Chiefs play book was stolen? A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it. Q: What's the difference between the Kansas City Chiefs and a dollar bill? A: You can still get 4 quarters out of a dollar bill. Q: How many Kansas City Chiefs does it take to win a play off game? A: Nobody knows and we may never find out. Q: What do the Kansas City Chief and possums have in common? A: Both get killed on the road.

Valentine's App

This is the " Valentine Application." Everyone knows there's at least one person on myspace that you want to be your Valentine. Heres the application for that special someone. Let's see who replys back with the following filled out. Have Fun. Area 1: Please provide positive answers. Name: Age: Phone: Height: Do you Drive: State You Live In: School: Grade: May I Call You: Single or Taken: Would You Date Me: Kiss On First Date: Will You Send This Back To Me?: Area 2: What would you do if I... I made a move on u: I kissed you: I lived next door to you: I started smoking: I asked you on a date: I was hospitalized: I ran away from home: I got into a fight and you weren't there? I asked u to have sex? I asked u out? Area 3: What do you think about my... Personality: Eyes: Hair: Body: Area 4: Have you ever.... Lied to make me feel better? Wanted to kiss me? Wanted to kill me? Broke my heart? Kept something important from me? Area 5: "X" marks the spot [ ]Kiss me.. [ ]Hug me.. [ ]Date me.. [ ]grab my ass.. [ ]Kill me.. [ ]fuck me ... [ ]Love me.. [ ]Hate me.. [ ]Hold me.. [ ]Lie to me.. [ ]Hurt me.. [ ]Sing with me.. [ ]Dance with me.. [ ]Grind with me.. [ ]Cuddle with me.. [ ]Let me make a move on you.. [ ]Make a move on me.. [ ]Watch a movie with me.. [ ]Get me a B-day gift.. [ ]Let me borrow your car.. [ ]Be there for me.. [ ]Buy me a drink.. [ ]Bring me around your friends.. [ ]Give me a massage.. [ ]Drink kool-aid with me.. [ ]Take advantage of me.. [ ]Hangout with me... [ ]Take care of me if I wasn't feeling good.. [ ]Hold hands with me.. [ ]Do something incredibly sweet for me.. [ ]tell me you love me

All about me

All about yourself...the survey. All about yourself... First name?:: John Middle name?:: not tellin Like your name?:: yes, well.. kinda Named after anyone?:: yes, i am named after my grandfathers Any nicknames?:: johnny bobby, dumb shit, cj, peewee Age?:: 21 Birthdate?:: 20 March 1985 Birthplace?:: Waverly MO Time you were born?:: 0454 hrs Current location?:: Hickinsville, Mo Height?:: 5'9" or so Like your height?:: kinda, wish i was taller Eye color?:: brown i guess Contacts/glasses?:: glasses sometimes, can't stand contacts Hair color?:: brown Natural hair color?:: brown Dye your hair often?:: never have, but thought about it Righty or lefty?:: righty Your favorite... Type of music?:: mix Band or singer?:: ummm i dunno TV show?:: CSI, History Channel Shows, TLC Movie?:: snakes on a plane (from what I have seen) & Flags of our Fathers (not yet released) TV channel?:: History, TLC, National Geographic, Movie Channel, HBO Radio station?:: MIX 93.3 or Sirus Satelite Channel 103 Place to be?:: dunno.. with somone Thing to do?:: right now sleep.... Food?:: i love alot of food/ but cna't eat it Non alcoholic drink?:: mountain dew Alcoholic drink?:: not really a drinker Animal?:: favorite... i dunno..i have lots, i like reptiles Holiday?:: halloween / 4th of July Season?:: ALL Sport?:: football Place to shop?:: ne where Clothing brand?:: not really... old navy Scent?:: anything good Restaurant?:: applebees / golden corral / tgi fridays Fruit?:: all types of fruit... i love it all Vegetable?:: corn/geenbeans with bacon in it Fast food restaurant?:: arby's Pizza topping?:: pineapple & ham Ice cream flavor?:: chocolate w/ toppins Magazine?:: dont care City?:: n e where with a beach Color?:: blue Number?:: 8 This or that... Chocolate or vanilla?:: chocolate Pepsi or coke?:: coke Hot or cold?:: hot Black or white?:: black Dog or cat?:: cat French toast or pancakes?:: neither... i can't eat it.. im allegric to eggs which r in both French fries or onion rings?:: either Hamburger or hot dog?:: hamburger.. but sometimes hot dog Pepperoni or sausage?:: pepperoni Britney or Christina?:: neither McDonalds or Burger King?:: McDonalds 50 Cent or Eminem?:: don't care Canada or Mexico?:: Mexico Hug or kiss?:: both Movies or TV?:: both Truth or dare?:: dare Do you... Shower daily?:: yes Sing in the shower?:: nope Like to sing?:: depends Like to dance?:: i like too, but i dont know how Smoke?:: NOPE! Drink?:: NOPE! Cuss?:: fuck yes Talk to yourself?:: sometimes Believe in yourself?:: yes Play an instrument?:: i used to.. i was in band for 4 years... but i can't now Go to school?:: yes Go to college?:: yes Have a job?:: yes Like your job?:: HELL YES! Want to get married?:: yes Want to have kids?:: yes two or three Get along with your parents?:: sometimes Get along with your siblings?:: sometimes, but i love my lil bro (hes 4) Drive?:: all the time Random... Do you think you're trustworthy?:: yes Think your funny?:: sometimes Ever toilet papered someones house?:: umm.. no Gone garbage can tipping?:: ??? No What are your parents names?:: depends on the day Siblings names?:: Traci, Joshua, Jacob Do you wash your hands frequently?:: yes How many time a day do you brush your teeth?:: at least once, mostly twice Collect anything?:: eagles & boy scout stuff Ever been in love?:: yes In love right now?:: no i wish its would make life easier What color pants are you wearing right now?:: blue jeans How does your hair look?:: parted & combed Ever had your heartbroken?:: yes Ever broken the law?:: ??plead the fifth??..lol Been arrested?:: no Been out of the country?:: not yet Can you stick your fist in your mouth?:: never tried When was the last time you got drunk?:: never Do you do drugs?:: no When was the last time you were high on anything?:: prolly about 2 weeks ago when i passed out on bendadryl Do you prefer the lights on or off?:: either way Would you ever get plastic surgery?:: yes, i have already... when i was 2 Do you prefer boxers or briefs?:: depends on how i feel Do you like to laugh?:: yes Ever had a bloody nose?:: yes Have you ever caught a fish?:: yes What was the last thing you ate?:: subway samich What time do you go to bed?:: whenever i feel like it What's your favorite color?:: blue Do you like to give or recieve?:: both i give more than i recieve Are you obsessed with anything/anyone?:: yes Do you live alone?:: no Do you own a blender?:: yes Do you like the snow?:: sometimes Ever been up a mountain?:: yes Do you like surprises?:: depends on the suprise...but yes

ask me out

Ask ME OUt post this saying "Ask Me Out" Even if you are single or not. Whoever wants to go out with you will message you saying "I would go out with you" Repost this in 90 sec you will be surprised who replys 2 you. even if u have a boyfriend or girlfriend PS. must do even if your taken.
Do you like it rough or sensual? I prefer sensual….i want the satification of being in love with someone and having sensual sex is the most important thing to me Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? Opposite sex duh, never with another guy. How often do you like to have sex? Once a day good enough maybe more if im in the mood... and of course if she is in the mood. Is sex a top priority for you? Not at all. I would rather be in a love relationship then a relationship that was just full of sex. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Most of the times, but not all of time. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? Haven't had a chance to do that yet. How do you feel about one night stands? Hasn't happened yet. How many one night stands have you had? None, and I hope it stays that away. (for a while at least) What's your favorite position? Ummm me on top Where's your favorite place to have sex? Floor, bed, chair, (but I have also done it in a truck, outside, and in a van) Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Depends on my mood.. but perferably to make love. Have you ever watched porn while having sex? Can't say that I have. How long do you usually fore-play b4 doing the deed? It just depends Do you get off first or do they? Most of the time I get off first… Do you like kissing during sex? Of course…. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quite? No. I am very quite, just talking to her. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quite? Whatever makes her happy… Does size matter (for girlz-- dicks/for guyz-- boobs)? Hell No. How old were you when you lost your virginity? 16 How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? None…im going to wait till I find the right one before I start sleeping with someone again… What does your favorite fore-play include? Everything whatever the mind can create… Do you ever play with yourself during the act? No. Not really. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person? One person… Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? NO!.. NEVER! When and where was your wildest sex ever? Not sure hasn’t happened yet so someone make it happen What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? I'm not really forsure. Prolly to be in a FFM threesome somewhere very romantic and not be interupted at all by any means. Have you ever done porn? No. Have you ever have sex for money? Can't say that I have. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you? Fuck no Is the sex still good when your cheating? Never cheated so I wouldn’t know… During sex... what are you thinking about? How much am I really pleasuring her. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first? Top. How many positions do you like to do during one episode? Ummm maybe 2 or 3…. Do you ever worry about how your pleasing your partner? All the time Could you live without sex? Have been for the last 3 years, believe it or not. But I wish that spell would end soon. How often do you find sex boring? Depends on if Im not in the mood or not… How long does a typical sexual episode last for you? The longest was only like 2 hrs, but I know I can do better. Do you like to perform oral sex? Yes. Do you like to recieve oral sex? Of Course, who doesn't. Have you ever had sex while at work? Not yet Have you ever had sex while at school? Well, not actually at school... but one day I was late to school because I was busy having sex. What's your biggest turn on? A really attractive girl (blonde doesn't really matter) Some girl that is both attractive and intellegant (most pretty girls are dumb as a box of rock and that is NOT good) Have you have ever sex in front of your best friend? A friend at the time was only a few feet away, but I don't think that they knew what was really going on because we were so quite and not moving a whole lot. What was the biggest age difference with a partner? 3 years. What was your most embarrassing sexual moments? I farted once, and getting caught. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? Someone younger than me. What's the perfect size? (for girlz-- inches in dicks/for guyz-- cup size)? Doesn’t matter… but around a B-C cup.. there can be too much you know. More than a hand-full is a waste in my book. Have you ever done bondage sex (chains,whips,etc.)? If not, would you? No. Ya, sure why not. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? No. Only been with 1 person and I know it wasn't the best. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? Oh, shit... I don't know... A porn star.

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