MIKADEMUS's blog: "REFLECTIONS OF A LYCANTHROPE"

A priest, a rabbi and a minister were walking through the jungle and all at once a giant  "Fu Bird"  started flying and hovering above the trio as they made their way. Much to their dismay the Fu Bird began to shit profusely on them with unrelenting vigor and soon the three were coverd in  Fu shit so thick they were unrecognizable. Eventually they came upon a river and the rabbi and minister jumped in without hesitation and scrubbed until they were clean again, but the priest refused to go in the river and join them. The three resumed their journey but once again the giant Fu Biird returned raining Fu shit down on them mercilessly. Eventually the rabbi and the minister became covered until they were unreconizable and once agiain when they came to a river the two jumped in but just like the first time the priest refused to join them and clean himself up. The trio resumed their journey and all at one they were set upon by a tribe of cannibals who promptly threw the rabbi and minister into a large pot, then cooked and ate them while the priest was left unharmed to resume his journey.   The moral of this story is, " IF THE FU SHITS......WEAR IT ! "  MIKADEMUS